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"Behind every successful man there is a woman": HIVI NI KWELI ???

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Iselamagazi, Oct 28, 2011.

  1. Iselamagazi

    Iselamagazi JF-Expert Member

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    Nimesikia msemo huu mara kadhaa katika jamii zetu.

    Week- end moja hivi nilitoka out na rafiki yangu. Tulitafuta sehemu nzuri ktk pub moja hivi na kuagiza vinywaji; taratibu tuliendelea kubadilishana mawazo kuhusu mustakabari wa nchi yetu pamoja na mambo mbali mbali ya kisiasa yanayoendelea hapa nchini kwetu.

    Katika meza ya jirani, walikaa wanaume wanne na wanawake wawili. Walikuwa wakibadilishana mawazo kama sisi
    kwa sauti za kawaida. Baadae kilevi kilipokolea wanaume wawili katika ile meza jirani yetu walianza kubishana kwa kutumia nguvu nyingi na kwa sauti kubwa. Mmoja kati ya wale wanaume wawili waliokuwa wakibishana aliamua kusimama huku akiyumba na kubadilisha lugha; alizungumza hivi: " Listen, I am a successful man, but behind me are my books. No woman there. Woman are overrated. Mr. Kimaro please refute your argument otherwise................ " Baadaye mwanamke mmoja katika lile group, alimsihi sana yule bwana aliyekuwa amesimama, hatimaye alimsikiliza na kukaa. Baadaye ilijulikana kuwa mabishano yao yalihusu usemi huu; Behind every successful man there is a woman.

    WANA JF KUNA UKWELI KTK USEMI HUU? LET US COMMENT.
     
  2. Z

    Zimba Senior Member

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    Yes! Mama alibeba mimba akamzaa.
     
  3. prakatatumba

    prakatatumba JF-Expert Member

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    Behind poor man there is dumb woman behind.
     
  4. TIMING

    TIMING JF-Expert Member

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    behind any successful man there is lots of skeletons
     
  5. Angel Msoffe

    Angel Msoffe JF-Expert Member

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    Subiri kidogo Baba watoto atakuja kutoa jibu.
     
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    Tewe JF-Expert Member

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    Na ambao sio successful mimba zilibebwa na wanaume?
     
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    Bajabiri JF-Expert Member

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    It depend,hapo
    coz wanaume weng wame'lost direction coz of hawa watu we col
    WOMEN
     
  8. Mshiiri

    Mshiiri JF-Expert Member

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    It is very true. Ukiwa na bibi **** utakuwa unavaa kifala, unakula kifala, unalala kifala, unaamka kifala, unafanya deal kifala, unaendelea kifala, unafikiri kifala n.k. Ukiwa na mke smart unapiga deal za ki-EPA, ki-Richmond, ki-Rada etc. Mnakuwa gari yenu ya kubebea nyasi za farasi na ngombe ni Range Rover 2012 model na kila pahala mwaenda kwa ndege au chopper.
     
  9. Azimio Jipya

    Azimio Jipya JF-Expert Member

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    OMG ... I like this!! Lol
     
  10. Azimio Jipya

    Azimio Jipya JF-Expert Member

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    "Behind every successful man there is a woman": NDIO NI KWELI KABISA ??? AND my question is WHO is Behind A WOMAN???
     
  11. Salma osman

    Salma osman Senior Member

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    Its true
     
  12. Given Edward

    Given Edward Verified User

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    But also behind the fall of a successful man, there is usually another woman!
     
  13. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    Meaning men are walking cemeteries? Behind every successful woman there is a dumber guy who messed her up and made her strong...

     
  14. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    Behind unsuccessful man there are WOMEN
     
  15. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    Rejea jibu langu hapo juu,na uliamini!
     
  16. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Ni kweli kabisa,baada ya kuoa,wanaume wengi wamekuwa mamilionea............................Lakini kabla ya kuoa walikuwa mabilionea.
     
  17. Azimio Jipya

    Azimio Jipya JF-Expert Member

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    Cmon King

    You mean this WOMAN is Ok ... and This is WOMEN ...is messs!! Lol

    Mbona kitu hicho hicho tofauti ni Idadi tu!!? Lol
     
  18. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    kweli mkuu jamaa hakufikiria
     
  19. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa hiyo Lipumba asigombee tena urais?
    Basi aoe tuone kama ataingia Ikulu
     
  20. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    4 me behind all men & women is GOD
     
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