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Before and After Marriage

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Icadon, Jun 5, 2008.

  1. Icadon

    Icadon JF-Expert Member

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    Before & After Marriage Conversations.............
    BEFORE MARRIAGE:

    He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

    She: Do you want me to leave?

    He: NO! Don't even think about it.

    She: Do you love me?

    He: Of course! Over and over!

    She: Have you ever cheated on me?

    He: NO! Why are you even asking?

    She: Will you kiss me?

    He: Every chance I get!

    She: Will you hit me?

    He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

    She: Can I trust you?

    He: Yes.

    She: Darling!

    AFTER MARRIAGE: simply read from bottom to top
     
  2. Zemu

    Zemu JF-Expert Member

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    Fantastic, duuuuuu
     
  3. NaimaOmari

    NaimaOmari JF-Expert Member

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    after marriage ndiyo unagundua kumbe ana kengeza na si maringo

    mkianza kukorofishana mnaanza chumbani kugombana sauti ya chini chini, after some months ugomvi unahamia sabuleni sauti kidogo inapanda... after not even a year .... kweupe hadharani na matusi kedekede ... najuta kukuoa wewe mwanamke/ mwanaume inakuwa siyo siri tena majirani tena wanakuwa mashahidi ma paparazi ndiyo kabisa wanapata kazi .... na ngumi hapa ndiyo mahala pake kama mume mdundaji
     
  4. k

    kalld Member

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    Mhh naima naona una kapirienci!ha ha ha

    yoooote maishaaa!
     
  5. hollo

    hollo JF-Expert Member

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    kweli yanatokea hayo?im not sure with that!
     
  6. NaimaOmari

    NaimaOmari JF-Expert Member

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    kuwa uyaone hollo.

    ukoo mzima unatukanwa kwa taarifa yako ... we ngoja tu
     
  7. Mbu

    Mbu JF-Expert Member

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    ..You have two choices in life; you can stay single and be miserable,
    or get married and wish you were dead!!!"
     
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    Rodelite JF-Expert Member

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    Great humour....with a lot of truth in it..........Asante Icadon...
     
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    BABU KIZEE JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha kali kweli mkuu
     
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    BABU KIZEE JF-Expert Member

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    hata mi nimeipenda
     
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    MOSSAD II JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ha! i love that!
     
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    Imetulia
     
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    mende 2014 JF-Expert Member

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    Hatari sana hii.
     
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    jaffari odhiambo JF-Expert Member

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    This is more than dangerous.
     
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    jaffari odhiambo JF-Expert Member

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    This is more than dangerous
     
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