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Before and after marriage.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by fundiaminy, Apr 30, 2011.

  1. fundiaminy

    fundiaminy JF-Expert Member

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    BEFORE MARRIAGE
    He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
    She: Do you want me to leave?
    He: NO! Don't even think about it.
    She: Do you love me?
    He: Of course! Over and over!
    She: Have you ever cheated on me?
    He: NO! Why are you even asking?
    She: Will you kiss me?
    He: Every chance I get!
    She: Will you hit me?
    He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
    She: Can I trust you?
    He: Yes.
    She: Darling!
    AFTER MARRIAGE
    Read from the bottom going up
     
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    hii ya ukweli....yanatokea hayo saana tu
     
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    Abbasy Senior Member

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    imekaa vzuri iyo you made my day
     
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    Aisee imetulia sana. Afu ujue ndivyo inavyokuwaga! Big up nimeipenda!
     
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    ng'wanamakamya Member

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    Sure, mwanzo huwa poa sana lakini siku zikishasonga tabu huanza. Be4 marriage maigizo huwa too much! Kula 5 mkuu.
     
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    fundiaminy JF-Expert Member

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    Thanx wakuu.
     
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    Sishangai ujumbe bali aliyebuni ujumbe
     
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    hii kali.......
     
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    kula gwala papa papa
     
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    Near by Simike Mbeya
     
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    Mmh! Hakuna uongo hapo!
     
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    Mkuu hbr za siku? style yako ya comment ilikauka jf naona umerejea.
     
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    creative!!!
     
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    Umetishaje!!
     
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    kwa nini
     
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    Nzuri,imebuniwa vzuri sana!
     
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    Imetulia sana.Nimecheka sikipolepole
     
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