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Before & After Marriage!!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Zasasule, Jul 8, 2011.

  1. Zasasule

    Zasasule JF-Expert Member

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    Before Marriage...

    Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
    Girl: Do you want me to leave?
    Boy: No! Don't even think about it.
    Girl: Do you love me?
    Boy: Of course! Over and over!
    Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
    Boy: No! Why are you even asking?
    Girl: Will you kiss me?
    Boy: Every chance I get!
    Girl: Will you hit me?
    Boy: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
    Girl: Can I trust you?
    Boy: Yes.
    Girl: Darling!


    After Marriage...

    Read it from bottom to top!
     
  2. victo

    victo Member

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    Sijaelewa???????????????
     
  3. pirate

    pirate Senior Member

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    same 2 m...,
     
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    Babu mchumi Member

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    Nimeipenda hiyo,ndo ilivyo kwenye ndoa nyingi,mwanzoni ful malovee,wakioana sasa duuu!
     
  5. Salma osman

    Salma osman Senior Member

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    1st read top 2 bottom and thenread it 4rom bottom 2 up
     
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    Aine JF-Expert Member

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    khaaa, si mchezo!!!!!!!
     
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    BoQ Member

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    Amen.....
     
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    hujaelewa nini sasa,,,anzia juu kwenda chini na ukimaliza anzia chini kwenda juu
     
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    moyo JF-Expert Member

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    This is amazing!
     
  10. Delucaz

    Delucaz Member

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    iko wazi hiyo, nimeipenda aisee.
     
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    Derimto JF-Expert Member

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    Ama kweli wanawake ni kukaa nao kwa akili za namna hii vinginevyo watakufanya bushoke
     
  12. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    Hahahahahaha lolz

    Kuna ka ukweli ndani yake lolz
     
  13. Zasasule

    Zasasule JF-Expert Member

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    yeah..full truth!!!!!Anza juu then ukimaliza Anzia chini kusoma!!! and seee
     
  14. Tidito L

    Tidito L Member

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    Tatizo baathi ya watu wanaoana si kwa kupendana bali ni kwasababu fulani wanazozijua wao.
    As a result matokeo yake hmn kuvumiliana kwa mambo madogo.
    Late is change!
     
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    Sharo hiphop JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!! Mambo up side down
     
  16. Ernie

    Ernie JF-Expert Member

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    kweli hii kiboko nimeikubali nimewaonesha karibu ofisi nzima
     
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    People JF-Expert Member

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    Na hutakaa uelewe coz hushugulishi ua brain.
     
  18. MUREFU

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    kha? Ebwana we duuuuu!!
     
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    Shery Member

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    Dah,hatari kweli.ime2lia.
     
  20. Papa Mopao

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    Kwanini hali hiyo inatokea hivyo?
     
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