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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Lole Gwakisa, Sep 21, 2010.

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    Lole Gwakisa JF-Expert Member

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    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.[/FONT]​
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."[/FONT]
     
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    Kweli Guinness kiboko huwezi kunywa 5 na ukinywa zaidi ya mbili inabidi upate mwenza wa kukuliwaza.
     
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    Jafar JF-Expert Member

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    A good one and nice joke
     
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    Lole Gwakisa JF-Expert Member

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    Bahati mbaya Mzee Kilewo wa Tanzania Breweries hakuwepo, sijui naye bia yake ya Safari ni soda?
     
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