Kwa wale wazee wa kilaji, ngoja niwape some tips siku moja unaweza kukumbana na hizi situations. SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet. FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face. ACTION: Go to washrooms, practice in mirror. SYMPTOM: Floor moving. FAULT: You are being carried out. ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar. SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark. FAULT: Bar has closed. ACTION: Confirm home address with barmaid. SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. FAULT: You have fallen over backward. ACTION: Have yourself stand-up and get yourself a beer. SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT: Glass empty. ACTION: Get the barmaid to serve you another beer. SYMPTOM: Floor blurred. FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass. ACTION: Get barmaid to serve you another beer. SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal-clear. FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up. ACTION: Punch him and continue with your beer. SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles. FAULT: You are dancing on the table. ACTION: Fall on somebody SYMPTOM: Hands hurts, nose hurts, mind unusually clear. FAULT: You have been in a fight. ACTION: Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them. SYMPTOM: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in. FAULT: You've wandered into the wrong party. ACTION: See if they have free beer.