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Beer Troubleshooting

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Sniper, Mar 28, 2011.

  1. Sniper

    Sniper JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa wale wazee wa kilaji, ngoja niwape some tips siku moja unaweza kukumbana na hizi situations.

    SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
    FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
    ACTION: Go to washrooms, practice in mirror.


    SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
    FAULT: You are being carried out.
    ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.


    SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
    FAULT: Bar has closed.
    ACTION: Confirm home address with barmaid.

    SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
    FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
    ACTION: Have yourself stand-up and get yourself a beer.


    SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
    FAULT: Glass empty.
    ACTION: Get the barmaid to serve you another beer.


    SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
    FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
    ACTION: Get barmaid to serve you another beer.


    SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal-clear.
    FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
    ACTION: Punch him and continue with your beer.


    SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
    FAULT: You are dancing on the table.
    ACTION: Fall on somebody


    SYMPTOM: Hands hurts, nose hurts, mind unusually clear.
    FAULT: You have been in a fight.
    ACTION: Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them.

    SYMPTOM: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in.
    FAULT: You've wandered into the wrong party.
    ACTION: See if they have free beer.
     
  2. Kiherehere

    Kiherehere JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaaa nimezipenda hizo... nitazitumia leo jioni kama nikiona kila dalili.... solitions tayari ninazo
     
  3. mgodi

    mgodi JF-Expert Member

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    Oooh!! Upo vizuri. Nimezipenda hizo.
     
  4. Sniper

    Sniper JF-Expert Member

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    zinahusika sana hizo
     
  5. Twilumba

    Twilumba JF-Expert Member

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    On the way to appy..... maana hadi ijumaa itakuwa late!!
     
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