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Beer man

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by MZALAMO, Apr 22, 2012.

  1. M

    MZALAMO JF-Expert Member

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    A man, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife, lost his children, lost his job. He notices a crate of beer bottles and walks up to it. He takes out an empty bottle, smashing it into the concrete wall swearing,
    "You are the reason I don't have a wife", second bottle, "You are the reason I don't have my children", third bottle "You are the reason I lost my job". He notices the fourth bottle is sealed and still full of beer.
    He takes the bottle, puts it aside and says "I know you were not involved".
     
  2. Deejay nasmile

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  3. Swts

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    Hahahah nice n funny!teh
     
  4. WaliNazi

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    ....gud 4 takers...
     
  5. DAWA YA SIKIO

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  6. Muke Ya Muzungu

    Muke Ya Muzungu JF-Expert Member

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    hii kali
     
  7. Wa Nyumbani

    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    safi sana mkuu wangu
     
  8. mgodi

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    Pamoja sana mkuu.
     
  9. R

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    jamani lugha tatzo tuhurumieni basiiiiiiiiiii...........
     
  10. Pasco_jr_ngumi

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    Nimetokolezeaaaa kwa hii kitu kama chelseaaa
     
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