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Beer drinking at work

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Dfour, Mar 24, 2010.

  1. Dfour

    Dfour Member

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    15 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK...
    1. It's an incentive to show up.
    2. It leads to more honest communications.

    3. It reduces complaints about low pay.

    4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.

    5. It encourages car pooling.

    6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
    7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
    8. It makes fellow employees look better.
    9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
    10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
    11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
    12. Employees work late since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
    13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
    14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
    15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.






     
  2. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    Mhhh!!!!
    Wanywaji bana...Mna vishawishi vizuuuri kweli!
    Lakini je haina madhara mahali pa kazi?
    Nilisikiaga kwa watu wengine kuwa ALCOHOLS zinakimbilia kwenye dudu, na wanataka kunanihino kila wakipata, sa kazini itakuwaje!
     
  3. BornTown

    BornTown JF-Expert Member

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    A woman from Tanzania , is sitting in the bar in Harare with two guys beside her.
    The first guy says to the barman, "Johnnie Walker. Single."
    And the second blurts "Jack Daniels. single."
    At that, the bartender approaches the lady and asks, "And you ma'am?"
    " Asha Selemani , married."
     
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    Ndibalema JF-Expert Member

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    wee jamaa wewee!
     
  5. ELNIN0

    ELNIN0 JF-Expert Member

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    duh, hapa tungehitaji ufafanuzi zaidi - maana wengine si wanywaji - inakuwaje kuwaje wafanyakazi wenzako uwaone wanapendeza au wazuri?
     
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    Ma boni tauni utawajua tu
     
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    ajira itakuwa mashakani
     
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