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Beer contains female hormones!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Masanilo, Jul 27, 2009.

  1. Masanilo

    Masanilo JF-Expert Member

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    Guyz be careful with beers!

    Last month, National University of Swaziland scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.


    To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.

    It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

    1) Argued over nothing.

    2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong!!

    3) Gained weight.

    4) Talked excessively without making sense.

    5) Became overly emotional.

    6) Couldn't drive.

    7) Failed to think rationally.

    8) Had to sit down while urinating.
     
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    Nono JF-Expert Member

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    Kwi kwi kwi, Hiyo ya nane!
     
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    bm21 JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaa mkuu Masanilo umeanzalini na wewe kutupiga politic? Kutokana na hizo evidence hapo mkuu hiyo study haijakaa vizuri
     
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    Mtabiri Senior Member

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    Usiwadhalilishe akina dada/mama zetu hapa. eti "argued over nothing, failed to think irrationally, failed to drive, had to sit while urinating(tusi)..etc. Kwanini msikandie pombe kwa namna nyingine,ya kisayansi zaidi na sio hiyo ya kuwadhalilisha wanawake? Some one should start gender compaign in this forum for it seems some guys are uninformed of this. I call upon ladies and my fellow gentlemen to protest this type of a post.
     
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    Pdidy JF-Expert Member

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    Warning: Beer Contains Female Hormones


    Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

    The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

    To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.
     
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    Ha! Yaani baada ya lisaa limoja tu!!!!
     
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    Haruna Malima Member

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    Hapo ni kweli tupu. Ukitaka kuthibitisha utafiti huu practically kaa bar. Akilewa ndo akili zinakuja, kumbe analopoka baselessly.
     
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    August_Shao Senior Member

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    Bila shaka na wewe zimekuathiri..................umeshakuwa demu nini
     
  9. Sikonge

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    Masa,

    Hiyo test ingelifanyika kwa kuhusisha Warusi, asilimia zingelibadilika.
     
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    Diana-DaboDiff JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa mwanamke kukaa anapokojoa si tusi na kukojoa kwa kusimama(kama nilivyoona Zambia) ndio kioja,hao wanaume wanakaa kwa sababu kinywaji kimezidi na wataanguka.
     
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    Sikonge JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaaa, umenikumbusha wakti nipo pale Arusha. Wakipita akina MAMA YEYOO kutoka Mianzini (huko shamba karibu na shule ya Secondary ya Ilboru) basi akifika pale kwenye nyumba za AICC mkojo tayari. Utamuona mwenyewe anaenda pembeni mwa barabara, anabinuka kwa nyuma na kwenda mbele kaa anacheza Moon Walker (MJ) na nguo utaona anazivuta kidogo na kuacha nafasi kati ya miguu. Hapohapo huku amesimama unasikia tu ardhini maji yakimwagika pwa pwa pwaaa.....

    Wanaume huwa wanajikung'uta naninii, nashindwa kujua mama yeyo alikuwa anafanyaje maana nilikuwa naona aibu na kuacha kumwangalia wakati akimaliza anafanyafanyaje.....
     
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    Sikonge JF-Expert Member

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    Masanilo,

    Katika kupitapita mitaa ya YOUTUBE (nyumba ndogo) nimekutana na hili. Una la kusema? Ina maana Mwanaume akilewa anakuwa LESBIAN??

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtS2PGXPUTs&feature=related"]YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.[/ame]
     
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    Alcohol Makes Men More Attractive

    Who needs beer to find Leo Giamani HOT?! Though Leo definitely needs a longneck to cover-up!


    What we've all suspected for a while has been proven true: a few beers under your belt really does make that guy in the dark corner of the pub or club seem more attractive than he really is!

    A scientific team from the University Of Bristol in Britain carried out the research on 84 drunk straight uni students, getting them to rate the attractiveness of people in photos.

    Both the drunk men and women found the faces in the photos hotter when they were pissed than when they were sober.

    One of the head researchers, Dr Marcus Munafo, says alcohol twists our perceptions of attractiveness and makes us focus in on hooking up with potential partners in "environments conducive to sexual encounters".

    While such "conducive" environments are probably more prevalent on the gay scene, the research also unsurprisingly translates to same-sex attraction.
    An Aussie psychologist with the University of Queensland, Bill von Hippel, said the fact that alcohol made drunk people find people of their own sex more attractive was "puzzling".
    Now, of course the von Hippster was refering to straight dudes finding other guys more attractive - gay guys feeling that way is a given, but it certainly opens up a whole new avenue of possibilities for experimenting with straight lads!
     
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    Masanilo JF-Expert Member

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    Hiyo Kali mazee!
     
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    So Mkuu, what do you suggest we should take instead of beer!?
     
  16. Masanilo

    Masanilo JF-Expert Member

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    Go for whiskeys!
     
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