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Beer Contain female Hormones?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bill, Jul 9, 2009.

  1. Bill

    Bill JF-Expert Member

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    Beer contains female hormones


    Last month, National University of Swaziland scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.



    To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.



    It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

    1) Argued over nothing.

    2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong!!

    3) Gained weight.

    4) Talked excessively without making sense.

    5) Became overly emotional.

    6) Couldn't drive.

    7) Failed to think rationally.

    8) Had to sit down while urinating.

    No further testing was considered necessary.

    Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer!

    And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh! If you think they can handle it.

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  2. Kwetunikwetu

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    Mkuu Bill, hii kitu pia tulishaiweka kitambo.....jaribu kusoma archives kabla hujaweka kitu
     
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    Kaka poa, nilikuwa sijawahi kuona, nadhani MOD atairekebisha ama kuiondoa kabisa
     
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    Mzee poa haina maneno....just a reminder
     
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    mhhh!
     
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    Mh! it sounds to be true... Aisee
     
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