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Because I was Naked!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mtanga Tc, May 14, 2011.

  1. Mtanga Tc

    Mtanga Tc JF-Expert Member

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    A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he had knocked several times. Finally, he took out his card and wrote on the back: Revelation 3:20 and stuck it in the door.
    The next day, as he was counting the offering he found his card in the collection plate. Below his message was the notation Genesis 3:10.
    Revelation 3:20 reads: "Behold I stand at the door and knock. If any man hears my voice, and opens the door, I will come in to him, and will dine with him, and he with me."
    Genesis 3:10 reads: "And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked."
    Wish a funny weekend folks!:dance:
  2. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    ahahahaaah! Have a nice weekend!!
  3. Jaluo_Nyeupe

    Jaluo_Nyeupe JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaaaaa!!! Hiyo nzuri, kifungu kwa kifungu.
  4. freddie063

    freddie063 Member

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    Tehe teheeee..that's cool pal..nice wkend to u all.