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Be careful with who u confess to

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Gamaha, Aug 19, 2011.

  1. Gamaha

    Gamaha JF-Expert Member

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    Three pastors took a day off and decided to go fishing after

    a busy Sunday. They agreed its so difficult preaching to people

    all the time and no one preaches to them. Sitting by the river with

    little response from the hooks one pastor thought of sharing his

    heart with others..

    He said "guys its rare to get such an opportunity to be among

    ourselves like this. It would be good if we look into our lives and

    help each other with our weaknesses".

    They all agreed to this.

    1.The first pastor said "Gentlemen I need help! The people i

    my church give a lot of money every week. I started taking little

    by little but now I take a big chunk. I can't stop stealing from the

    church please pray for me. The day they will find out I will be fired!



    2.Another pastor said "brothers your sins are better than mine!

    I have slept with every woman in the church including married women.

    As I preach my eyes hover over the congregation looking for the next

    prey. If this is discovered people will not fire me, they will kill me!


    3. The last pastor's feet were shaking as they were talking. They

    thought he had a big story to tell. He stood up and said "My brothers my

    problem is gossip! I can't sit anymore. I have to share your stories with
    other

    people! I will be back...



    *The other pastors fainted!!*
     
  2. Baba V

    Baba V JF-Expert Member

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    kwishney!!
     
  3. First Born

    First Born JF-Expert Member

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    sichangii kitu hapa, mnapotosha watu wenye imani zao. Crap!
     
  4. Karnoon

    Karnoon Senior Member

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    Imetulia!
     
  5. DEVINE

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    WAmekwisha duh!
     
  6. mchemsho

    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    Aisee.!
     
  7. J

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    Jamani!
     
  8. Mamzalendo

    Mamzalendo JF-Expert Member

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    Oh my God so funny poor pastors
     
  9. ChaterMaster

    ChaterMaster JF-Expert Member

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    Mapastor ni binadam kama sisi ,tofauti ni wito wa mtu alioitiwa.
     
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    Maayo JF-Expert Member

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    Mh! Jamani huyu naye!!
     
  11. serio

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    hohohhhhhh,, kill dat niggaa...
     
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