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Battery low

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jewel, Sep 28, 2011.

  1. Jewel

    Jewel Senior Member

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    mlevi mmoja kila siku akirudi nyumbani anampiga mkewe bila sababu, kila siku anamwambia kesho nikirudi nikukute haupo na ubebe kila kitu chako unacho kipenda humu ndani, basi siku mbili zimepita anasema maneno hayo hayo, siku ya tatu amerudi amelewa hajitambui, mama akawaambia watoto wake hela ya chakula hiyo hapo mimi naondoka na baba yenu tatizo lolote muende kwa bibi, basi mke akambeba mumewe mpaka kwao(kwa upande wa mke) mumewe alipo zinduka akamuuliza "niko wapi hapa" mke akajibu: upo kwetu si uliniambia ni ondoke na kila ninachokipenda na hakuna kingine zaidi yako wewe.. ndio maana upo hapa.... kuanzia hapo na mume pombe akaacha na mapenzi yakarudi kwa familia yake.... (kuna watu tunapenda vibaya.....lol....)
     
  2. feis buku

    feis buku JF-Expert Member

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    mmh! hii ni kitu gan mkaka???
     
  3. Cantalisia

    Cantalisia JF-Expert Member

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    Mweeeee!
     
  4. Pdidy

    Pdidy JF-Expert Member

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    mkuu madanzuri ila naomba niwajuze kiviingine mabinti wetu
    kumekuwa na mchezo wa wanaume kuandika nyumba ndogo batterylow we ukiona inaita unajua bl so kuweni makaini sana sana na hili
    kama amuaminiani usiandike jina la binadamu mwenzio kihisishi kwa kweli bora mueke majina ya kinafishi
     
  5. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    sijaelewa kabisa title na subject niaje
     
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    shosti JF-Expert Member

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    huyu mwanamke akapimwe...si mzima!
     
  7. Mamndenyi

    Mamndenyi JF-Expert Member

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    no comments, hii ni ya kutunga i hope so.
     
  8. Shantel

    Shantel JF-Expert Member

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    du kweli hayo ndio mahaba haswa, kabeba zigo lake kaenda nalo
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    betr low ndo nini sasa?
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    hah hah hah...mkuu iyo kuna kuna jamaa yangu alichezewa.afu akashangaa,mbona iyo betr low ina vibrate afu ina maranyingi ivo?kumbe demu kamfanya mshkaji nyumba ndogo bana.
     
  11. Bronty

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    kipenda roho mwenzangu
     
  12. e2themiza

    e2themiza JF-Expert Member

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    kwl betri low naona simu yangu ina anza kulia baada ya kuingia humu. Ngoja nikaichaj. Tobaaa! Kumbe umm hamna.
     
  13. mikatabafeki

    mikatabafeki JF-Expert Member

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    kimovie movie ingefaa sana hii
     
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