Dismiss Notice
You are browsing this site as a guest. It takes 2 minutes to CREATE AN ACCOUNT and less than 1 minute to LOGIN

Barua yenyewe haijanifikia

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Viol, Jul 4, 2012.

  1. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

    #1
    Jul 4, 2012
    Joined: Dec 15, 2009
    Messages: 18,597
    Likes Received: 461
    Trophy Points: 180
    Mgonjwa wa akili alikuwa hospitali anaandika barua.Daktari akamuuliza "unamuandikia nani barua?"
    Chizi akajibu "Najiandikia mwenyewe."

    Daktari akaanza kucheka na kumwambia "Haya nieleze barua inasema nini?"
    Chizi akajibu "Nitakuelezea vipi na barua yenyewe bado haijanifikia!"
     
  2. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

    #2
    Jul 4, 2012
    Joined: Dec 15, 2009
    Messages: 18,597
    Likes Received: 461
    Trophy Points: 180
    mke wa jamaa na mamamkwe wanagombana
    mamamkwe:nakwambia mwanangu lazima anisikilize,alinyonya ziwa hili kwa miaka miwili!hawezi kukusikiliza wewe kikaragosi!
    mke:hahaha,alikunyonya miaka 2?mimi ameninyonya kwa miaka 5 na bado ananinyonya!
    mamamkwe:mwanaharamu wewe,nakwambia mwanangu hakusikilizi we mbwa,nimembeba tumboni miezi 9,leo aje akusikilize we changudoa?
    mke:heheheheiyaa,utajijua bibie,we ulimbeba miezi tisa akiwa na kilo 2,hah?sasa kwa miaka 5 nimekuwa nambeba kifuani kwangu kila usiku,na sasa ana kilo 90!
     
  3. BAGAH

    BAGAH JF-Expert Member

    #3
    Jul 4, 2012
    Joined: Jan 17, 2012
    Messages: 4,511
    Likes Received: 10
    Trophy Points: 135
    sijawahi soma kichekesho cha mgonjwa wa akili, nikaacha kucheka...teheeee
     
  4. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

    #4
    Jul 4, 2012
    Joined: Dec 15, 2009
    Messages: 18,597
    Likes Received: 461
    Trophy Points: 180
    huwa wanachekesha balaa
     
  5. dudupori

    dudupori JF-Expert Member

    #5
    Jul 4, 2012
    Joined: Jan 6, 2012
    Messages: 931
    Likes Received: 146
    Trophy Points: 60
    hahahaaaa we mukare!
     
  6. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

    #6
    Jul 4, 2012
    Joined: Dec 15, 2009
    Messages: 18,597
    Likes Received: 461
    Trophy Points: 180
    pamoja mkuu
     
  7. sister

    sister JF-Expert Member

    #7
    Jul 4, 2012
    Joined: Nov 23, 2011
    Messages: 7,960
    Likes Received: 2,190
    Trophy Points: 280
    hahahahaha...............unaweza ukajihisi wewe doctor ndo chizi.
     
  8. sister

    sister JF-Expert Member

    #8
    Jul 4, 2012
    Joined: Nov 23, 2011
    Messages: 7,960
    Likes Received: 2,190
    Trophy Points: 280
    loh mume ukiukuta huu ugomvi inabidi uwe mpole usiingilie hata kidogo.
     
  9. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

    #9
    Jul 4, 2012
    Joined: Dec 15, 2009
    Messages: 18,597
    Likes Received: 461
    Trophy Points: 180
    sister kazi hapo utamsikiliza yupi,maana kila siku anataka umpe first priority ya kumsikiliza
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Jan 4, 2016
  10. Bishop Hiluka

    Bishop Hiluka Verified User

    #10
    Jul 4, 2012
    Joined: Aug 12, 2011
    Messages: 2,711
    Likes Received: 44
    Trophy Points: 145
    Duh, kwa hiyo daktari alisubiri kwanza barua ifike?
    Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!...
     
  11. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

    #11
    Jul 4, 2012
    Joined: Dec 15, 2009
    Messages: 18,597
    Likes Received: 461
    Trophy Points: 180
    yah barua lazima imfikie kwanza mlengwa
     
  12. sister

    sister JF-Expert Member

    #12
    Jul 4, 2012
    Joined: Nov 23, 2011
    Messages: 7,960
    Likes Received: 2,190
    Trophy Points: 280
    ndo hvyo unakaa kimya tu ukiweza unaenda kwenye kiti kirefu unajipatia moja moto moja baridi mpaka muda unaenda ukirudi hme unafikia kitandani........unajilalia kimya.
     
  13. Ruttashobolwa

    Ruttashobolwa JF-Expert Member

    #13
    Jul 6, 2012
    Joined: Feb 22, 2012
    Messages: 38,893
    Likes Received: 5,318
    Trophy Points: 280
    Haaaaaaaaaaaa
     
Loading...