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Bangi ni nouma??

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by 666, Mar 30, 2012.

  1. 666

    666 Member

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    Jamaa mmoja anaishi na demu wake sa mara nyingi huwa akitoka analudi usiku,
    siku inayofuata jamaa katoka kama kawaida akapitia maskani kwao,Bas yule demu wake akaingiza mwanaume ndani,
    Imefika jioni yule mwanaume akataka kuondoka, yule demu akamzuia na kumwambia leo anataka alale palepale
    Jamaa akauliza na mmeo akiludi itakuaje? Demu akajibu kwanza mme mwenyewe mvuta bangi tu wala ucogope.
    basi si wakalala..usiku yule jamaa kaludi moja kwa moja kitandani akaingia kwenye shuka, ghafla usiku jamaa
    akashtuka akamuamsha,mke wake na kuanza kumuuliza, maongez yalikua hivii.......
    Jamaa:mke wangu mbona leo miguu imeongezeka??
    demu: kwan inakuaga mingapi?
    Jamaa: minne
    demu : kwani leo ipo mingapi??
    Jamaa: Sita
    demu: kweliii!!! embu shuka kitandani alafu uihesabu tuone kama kweli
    Basi jamaa kashuka ile kuesabu kakuta kweli minne akaanza kumuomba mke wake msamaha,
    Alafu akalud kulala akasahau kwamba miguu ya kwake aliitoa duu kwel bhangi noma???
     
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    gody5m Senior Member

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    duh kwel bhangi noma wazeya
     
  3. Pukudu

    Pukudu JF-Expert Member

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    hiyo sio bangi ni chalas au cocktail bangi inaleta concious mind sio kukufanya ****
     
  4. 666

    666 Member

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    chalas ndo madude gan hayo?
     
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    SI unit JF-Expert Member

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    Akaludi -> akarudi
     
  6. Ndibalema

    Ndibalema JF-Expert Member

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    It doesn't matter.
     
  7. Red Giant

    Red Giant JF-Expert Member

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    it matters a lot!
     
  8. driller

    driller JF-Expert Member

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    kweli hizi story za bangi huwa zinakuaga za ukweli manake mimi huwa nazisikia zipo nyingi sana mtaani..! hua ni za kweliii..?
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Searching...
     
  10. KANCHI

    KANCHI JF-Expert Member

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    Hiki kijiti 2kisaliti jamani c kizuri.
     
  11. nelly nely

    nelly nely JF-Expert Member

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    what is matter?
     
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    Kamzuzu Member

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    Kijitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii,NAKUPENDA SANA MILELE DAIMA,UMENIFANYA NAJIONA GENIUS KUMBE BONGE LA KILAZA,JANA ULINIFANYA NIHIS NAPIGA STORI NA OBAMA KUMBE MCHUNGA NG'OMBE,TUPENDANE MILELE TUSIACHANE.
     
  13. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Heri yangu mimi ninatafuna bangi kuliko nyie mnaovuta.
     
  14. jchofachogenda

    jchofachogenda JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo mvuta bange angetaka kuduu sijui ingekuaje.
     
  15. Wa kusoma

    Wa kusoma JF-Expert Member

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    We una utani na bangi huo mda autoe wapi? Muulize ERICK atakuambia.
     
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