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Bakari"the house boy"

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Sugar wa Ukweli, Sep 5, 2010.

  1. Sugar wa Ukweli

    Sugar wa Ukweli JF-Expert Member

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    > Bakari is a house boy who every day drinks the wine of his
    > Boss and puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank.
    > But the Boss having suspicions as for the quality of the
    > wine, he decides to buy pastis (a French wine that changes
    > colour if you add water).
    > Bakari as usual, takes a mouthful and add water to replace
    > what he drank however, soon after he added water the pastis
    > became milky.
    > When the Boss came back and noticed it, he was sure hehad
    > managed to nail Bakari as thief!!! At that same moment
    > Bakari realized he was in trouble and decided to go into the
    > kitchen.
    > The Boss told his wife that 'Mary, you will see today,he
    > will be obliged to acknowledge'. So he calls Bakari..
    > He shouted: 'Bakari!'
    > Bakari answered: 'Yes, Boss'
    > Boss: 'Who drank my pastis?'
    > No answer.
    > The Boss reiterated his question: 'Who drank my
    > wine?'Still;
    > No answer.
    > Then the Boss went to fetch Bakari from the kitchen and
    > says to him:
    > You insane or what? Why when I call you, you say yes boss'
    > but when I ask you a question you don't
    > answer me?
    > Bakari retorted that 'It is that boss, when you are in the
    > kitchen there, you don't hear anything at
    > all, except the name.
    > Then to prove that Bakari lies, the Boss says to him: 'You
    > stay beside Madam here, me I go in the
    > kitchen, and you ask me a question '. Bakari accepted and
    > the Boss went in the kitchen.
    > Bakari shouted: 'Boss'.
    > He answered: 'Yes, Bakari'.
    > Bakari continued: 'Who goes in the maid bedroom when
    > the Madam is not here? '.
    > No answer.
    > Bakari shouted again: 'Boss, I say who made the maid
    > pregnant?':violin::violin::violin:
    > No answer.
    > Bakari shouted again (third time): 'Boss, I say who made
    > the maid pregnant?'
    > The Boss returns from the kitchen running and says, Bakari;
    > it is true, you are right. When one is in the kitchen, one
    > does not hear anything, only the name!:eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows:

  2. Fixed Point

    Fixed Point JF Bronze Member

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    ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. clever, huh?
  3. Kwetunikwetu

    Kwetunikwetu JF-Expert Member

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    haa haaa....!
  4. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Hapo ndio yale mambo ya "mwaga ugali nami nimwage mboga":becky::becky::becky:
  5. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    waooo! brave house boy!
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    Jephta2003 JF-Expert Member

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    sugar wa ukweli you made my day
  7. Joseph

    Joseph JF-Expert Member

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    Boss bado kidogo mambo yamshinde kumbe nae alikuwa anaiba kwa mdada wa kazi!