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Bahili na mbuzi

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by zayat, Feb 24, 2011.

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    zayat JF-Expert Member

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    Bahili alinunua Mbuzi,kufika pale home kwake akamwabia my wife wake.
    BAHILI:-Nyama nusu pika pilau iliobaki weka kwenye friza.
    Kichwa fanya subu
    Ulimi na moyo utachoma.
    Miguu fanya mchuzi chukuchuku.
    Ubongo kaangiza.
    Utumbo pika na ndizi
    Ngozi usitupe tutafanya pambo sitting room.
    Na Mavi peleka shamba mbolea.
    Mifupa tutawauzia wenye Mbwa.
    MBUZI AKASIKIA AKAULIZA:-BOSS HUTAKI SAUTI YANGU UWEKE RING TONE KWENYE SIMU YAKO?
     
  2. Ernie

    Ernie JF-Expert Member

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    Marudio! Asante lakini
     
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    Aron Mosha Member

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    Hiyo kali ya mwaka!
     
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    Gaga JF-Expert Member

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    Wengine hatujasikia ahsante
     
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    Ernie JF-Expert Member

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    OOh! sorry kumbe we ni Junior? sawa basi samahani
     
  6. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    ila marudio yenyewe yamezidi jamani, hata siku mbili bado, wanabadili tuu heading ujue
     
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