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Babu kutoa kikombe Jangwani

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Quinine, Mar 31, 2011.

  1. Quinine

    Quinine JF-Expert Member

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    MCHUNGAJI Ambilikile Mwaisapile ‘Babu’ ametua Dar es Salaam kutoa huduma yake ya tiba ya kikombe kwa muda akisubiri eneo lingine kubwa zaidi aliloahidiwa na Serikali.

    Babu aliwasili Alhamisi asubuhi kwa helikopta akitoka Loliondo ambako utoaji tiba umesimama kwa muda na Ijumaa atakuwa akitoa kikombe katika viwanja vya Jangwani ambako alisema nafasi ni pana zaidi.
     
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    DRV Member

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    Mmeiona story ya babu kwenye new york times la alhamisi?
     
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    hoyce JF-Expert Member

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    zitafanana
     
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    Hii yenyewe wana dar kazi kwenu mkatibu
     
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    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Nasikia na bei kapunguza kikombe anauza sh 50
     
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    Wacha1 JF-Expert Member

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    Pumba fu kabisa siku ya wajinga bado khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
     
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    Kamkuki JF-Expert Member

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    Aksante kabisa mtunza muda, jamaa kakurupuka
     
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    myenu Member

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    Jamani wana JF eti we uko karibu tuwahie nafasi! Aka! Wahin foleni hizo, tena mwisho sa 4 asubuhi. Watatibiwa waliowahi tu, jioni anaondoka
     
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    April fool
     
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    komedi JF-Expert Member

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    Usiwe na wasiwasi nitakuletea kikombe mpaka mlangoni,

    Kwanza hakikisha simu yako ina zaidi ya shilingi elfu tano na mia tano. kisha,

    Piga simu hii *101*(hapa weka namba yangu si mnaijua?)*5000#. Kisha chukua kikombe unachonywea chai, mimina maji, fumba macho kunywa. Amini ni mimi nimekuletea mpaka mlangoni utapona.
     
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