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Baba, mtoto na mama

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mwanyasi, Dec 23, 2011.

  1. Mwanyasi

    Mwanyasi JF-Expert Member

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    [h=6]Son: Dad, I fell in love n want 2 date this girl
    Father: Great,Who is it?
    Son: Sandra,d neighbour's daughter
    Father: Oh ! I hav 2tell u something son,but u must promise not 2tell ur mother. Sandra is actually ur sister.
    The boy naturally bummed out, but life goes on and indeed a couple of months later
    Son: Daddy,I fell in love again n she is even hotter!
    Father :Thats great son who is it?
    Son: Angela,The other neighbours daughter
    Father: Oh! I wish u hadnt said that.She is also ur sister
    This went on couple of times and the son was mad, he went straight to his mother crying
    Son: Mom, Im so mad at dad ! I fell in love with 6 gals but i cant date any of them. Because dad is their father... The mother hugs him affectionaly and said : My son,u can date whomever u want, He isnt' your father
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    Ambakisye Lazar Member

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    hahahahaha! How unfaithuful humans are! Alieuza chain kauza chain bandia, na alieuziwa chain katoa noti bandia!
     
  3. Bambanza jr.

    Bambanza jr. JF-Expert Member

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    So yy ni dady wakufikia tu!
     
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    narrator Member

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    hiyo ni pasu kwa pasu....ukimwaga mboga mwenzio anamwaga ugali.
     
  5. Mwanyasi

    Mwanyasi JF-Expert Member

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    interesting but inaskitisha! Ambakisye bhulebhule?
     
  6. Mphamvu

    Mphamvu JF-Expert Member

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    Chakachua nichakachue...
     
  7. Prof Gamba

    Prof Gamba JF-Expert Member

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    Mwe mwe mwe!!!!!!!!!!! thats very sad. Ndoa za siku hizi mbona balaaaa!!!!
     
  8. Utamaduni

    Utamaduni JF-Expert Member

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    Hii ilishakuwa hapa ila katika kiswahili.

    The point is it is ni marudio.
     
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    Prince edu Member

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    G√łod,better and best coz i lyk it?
     
  10. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Ndo mambo ya baba na mama kutendeana (au kutendana?) (Kiswahili cha mtaani Jiwe!)
     
  11. Daniel Anderson

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    So sad mkuu. Imeharibu siku yangu kabisa!
     
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    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Mh hao wote ni maplayer
     
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    mama jemima Member

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    hahahahaaa!! ukisikia kutoka droo ndo huko!
     
  14. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    huhuhuhukwakwakwakwa!
    Balaa kuu!
     
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    Mwanyasi JF-Expert Member

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    Burton maganga New Member

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    sio mbaya ..ila ficha ufichuliwe kwako la moyo
     
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