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Baba Mpenda 'blue' movies apata mshahara wa dhambi!!

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Shadow, Jan 31, 2011.

  1. Shadow

    Shadow JF-Expert Member

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    Porn loving father gets the wages of sin

    By Anthony Ngira
    A 55-year-old porn addict recently broke down and wept at a pub in Limuru town when he recounted to fellow drinkers how he had purchased a blue movie only to find his daughter in it.
    According to witnesses, Kiragu, a retired school headmaster, entered the bar at dusk in a foul mood and ordered for drinks. After going through six bottles, he hurled them to the floor and they shattered into pieces. When confronted by the angry pub owner, he broke into a prolonged sob before telling him and the stunned patrons how his only daughter had broken his heart by starring in a blue movie. [​IMG]
    According to him, a friend in Thika town had called him a few days earlier regarding a blue movie he had watched and loved.
    The friend told him the movie had been shot in Nairobi and the actors were local girls who spoke in vernacular.
    After being told where in Nairobi to purchase the movie, Kiragu hastily telephoned his wife, a secretary in Limuru, telling her that he had received a call from their daughter who was studying at a beauty college in Nairobi. She wanted him to take to her some text books and money. In Nairobi, Kiragu found the movie he wanted and went back home. That evening, he retired to bed early citing a headache. At midnight, however, he silently left bed and tiptoed to the sitting room where he turned on the TV and inserted the Kikuyu movie in silent mode so as not to wake his wife. The first few scenes that featured elderly women with young men did not excite though.
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    But just then, he got to a scene where two youths, a male and a female, were huddled together in a small room. Apart from the scene being a bit blurred, the room in which the movie was shot was poorly lit and it was difficult to make out the faces of the actors.
    Kiragu fiddled with the TV to get a clear image. Just as he was about to give up and proceed to another scene, he heard the movie director asking someone in the background to adjust the lights in the room and focus on the actors. It is then that Kiragu saw his dear Carol.
    The shocked man let out a terrified shriek that woke up his wife. Thinking that they had been raided by robbers, she let out a cry for help while rushing to the sitting room. She found her dumbfounded husband staring blankly at the unfolding images on the TV.
    "Oh my God, Kiragu, how can you be watching these evil things? Wait a minute, isn’t that Carol our daughter?" she asked moving closer to the TV.
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    What followed were Kiragu’s calls for neighbours to help take his wife, who had collapsed on the floor in a faint, to a nearby clinic.
    When Kiragu concluded his story to a silent bar, he staggered to the counter, paid his bill and then announced that he had ceased being a porn addict and was contemplating being born again and joining a local church.

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  2. Mallaba

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    yeah that was the good lesson
     
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    Kwa hiyo waangalie akina nani vizo porno? Vijana au?
     
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    Painful...........:coffee:
     
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    :clap2::clap2::clap2:
     
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    Mtembea_peku Senior Member

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    :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::clap2::clap2::clap2::clap2::clap2::clap2::clap2:
     
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    MAMMAMIA JF-Expert Member

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    Hata kama wataangalia vijana wanaweza kukutana huko na dada/kaka/wachumba wao. Suluhisho-ZISIANGALIWE, vyenginevyo mtu awe tayari kukubali matokeo.
     
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    Kuna ulazima kuangalia kila kitu au kujua kila kitu hapa duniani?? Wakati mwingine tuachage tu mambo mengine.
     
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    TEGEMEA JF-Expert Member

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    Thanks
     
  10. Chapa Nalo Jr

    Chapa Nalo Jr JF-Expert Member

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    Si nasikia wengine badala ya viagra huwa wanaangalia hizo picha ili wapate msisimuko then direct ku-do. Sasa kipi bora viagra au porn!?

    Tatizo ni kuwa jinsi siku zinavyokwenda ndipo lile eneo linaloitwa uchi mwilini mwa binadamu linazidi kutokuwa la kificho tena, tumeona wazazi wanaojifanya kuishi kizungu wakiongozana na binti zao waliopevuka wakiwa na vichupi vichupi tu.

    Hata hivyo ni somo zuri sana kwa huyo mzee. Vile vile wanaopenda kutembea na wanafunzi angalieni nanyi watoto wenu watafanywa hivyo hivyo na msichukie.
     
  11. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Dah!
     
  12. Madela Wa- Madilu

    Madela Wa- Madilu JF-Expert Member

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    Porn zipo kwa sababu zina soko.
    ukiziangalia unafanya soko liwepo.
    Pesa ya porn ni rahisi kumvutia yeyote hata binti yako.
    Wewe jaribu kutengeneza Tairi la pembe tatu na kulitafutia soko uone kama kuna mtu atanunua?
    Ukikosa wateja unafunga biashara.
    Ukipata wateja unapanua wigo wa biashara.

    kumbuka kila kibinti kinachofanya ngono kwenye porn kina wasure pia anaweza kuw abinti yako.
     
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    SWADO Member

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    Ni kweli hizi picha zinaharibu sana maadili ya watu, Good lesson for him
     
  14. Shadow

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    Nafikiri tunatakiwa tujitenge na haya mapornoz! kwani ni 'taka ndani, taka nje'...
     
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