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Baba mkwe huyo!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Wewe ni askari polisi.Siku moja mkiwa kazini na wenzio wanne,mnalikurupua jambazi,mnakimbizana nalo,linaishiwa nguvu na kuzama katika kijumba kisicho ishi mtu.Wewe ndo una pingu,wenzio wanapiga doria nje,unalizamia ndani ili ulitoe lakini unagundua jambazi mwenyewe ni baba mkwe wako!Je utachukua uamuzi gani?
     
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    Losemo Senior Member

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    Baba mkwe wangu sio mwizi na keshasafiri kwenda kwa baba yake, Nitolee umbeya wako
     
  3. itnojec

    itnojec JF-Expert Member

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    hapo namficha zaid wenzangu wasimuone
     
  4. kisute

    kisute Member

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    Nitafanya kama kama YM
    Navua gamba langu.
     
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    zayat JF-Expert Member

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    sheria msumeno
     
  6. Shukuru

    Shukuru JF-Expert Member

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    Napanga nae dili, then natoka nje nikiwa naked huku nikilia na kuwaambia jamaa zangu "jini..jini." najua lazima waunge tela
     
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    Straddler JF-Expert Member

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    Unamsaidia kutoroka.... Mzaa chema huyo..!!!
     
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    kichomiz JF-Expert Member

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    Aaah wapi me namtosa tu, kama noma na iwe nom.
     
  9. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Mh!sema tu unatafuta sababu ya kuachana na mkeo.
     
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    cesc Senior Member

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    mmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhh;;;;;
     
  11. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    duuuuuuuuuu....:peep:
     
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    dorry Senior Member

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    Shukuru una akili za ziada. safi kabisa kama kuhojiana mkakae kifamilia zaidi baadae.
     
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