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Baba .....maana yake nini..........?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by sakapal, Nov 17, 2011.

  1. sakapal

    sakapal JF-Expert Member

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    MTOTO: BABA LEO SHULE NIMESIKIA MWALIMU WAKISEMA WASHENZI NYIE MAANA YAKE NINI?

    baba hataki mtoto wake ajue matusi akaamua bora amdanganye kumpotezea,......

    BABA: MAANA YAKE NI WAGENI MWANANGU.

    siku iliyofuata.....

    MTOTO: BABA LEO WAKATI NATOKA DUKANI NA DADA NILISIKIA WATU WAKISEMA MAPUMBU MAANA YAKE NINI?

    baba mawazo lol nini tena hiki kaua soo tena.....

    BABA: MAANA YAKE MIAMVULI

    siku ikaisha.

    MTOTO: BABA JANA NILISIKIA WATOTO WA USWAHILINI WANASEMA KUTOMBANA MAANA YAKE NINI?

    BABA: MWANANGU USISIKILIZE MANENO YA WATU ILA MAANA YAKE NI KUOGA.

    mtoto akaacha kusikiliza maneno ya watu, baada ya siku kadhaa wageni wakaja kwao wakati mvua kali inanyesha mambo yakawa hivi......

    MTOTO: KARIBUNI WASHENZI WEKENI MAPUMBU YENU HAPO NJE YAVUJE MAJI BABA ANATOMBANA..........lol....!!!!!

    baada ya mapokezi hayo wageni waliondoka bila hata kuitikia karibu ila walisahau mapumbu yao pamoja na mvua ilikuwa inanyesha ....! lol!

    NAMALIZA HIVI, WATOTO HAWADANGANYWI.
     
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    daughter JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha u've made my yellow thursday
     
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    Tasia I JF-Expert Member

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    wuuuuuuuuuuuuw!
    mbav zangu mieee!
     
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    dah!hii ni hatari.Nalog off
     
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    ..ya ya ya ya!.naenda kusemea kwa mama,ngoja na mie niweke pumbu ya nje ivuje maji,then niende kwa bafu nika¤¤mbe manake nje yanyesha na nina uchovu wa kazi..
     
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    Kula stick dogo hadi anyooke, ebo.!
     
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    Kifimbo cheza alikuwa wapi?
     
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    Katavi Platinum Member

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    mweeeeh!! Huyu baba...!!
     
  9. sakapal

    sakapal JF-Expert Member

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    mama alipoingia home akauliza mtoto hii miamvuli hapa nje ya nani toto akajibu ya washenzi na ila wameondoka baada ya kumwambia baba anatombana mama hapohapo kazimia akijua mumewake kazini mbele ya mtoto wao
     
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    Khaaaa !
     
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    Kyaratu Member

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    doo kazo kwekweli
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    hatari tupu,,,
     
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    uliposifiki 99 Member

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    huyo dogo ni noma
     
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    Grey87 Member

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    Ha ha ha,ts 2 funy loool
     
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    Ha ha ha,ts 2 funy loool,mia
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    bora angemwambiaga ukweli.... Ona sasa
     
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    We mtot shika chini! Raaaaaa! Raaaaaaaaaaa! Raaaaaaaaaaaa! Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
     
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    Equaliza New Member

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    Sina mbavu!
     
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    Sina neno mimi ... Kwa kua najua.... Huyo ni mzazi mwenzangu mpenzi upepoo...... Ipo siku eee.....
     
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    wakati huo keshaharibu wageni wamekimbia lol
     
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