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Baba Chanja na mama Chanja!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by CHAI CHUNGU, Mar 16, 2012.

  1. CHAI CHUNGU

    CHAI CHUNGU JF-Expert Member

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    Siku moja baada ya kupata chakula cha mchana "baba Chanja na mama Chanja waliamua kubadilishana mawazo kama ifuatavyo.
    Baba Chanja:hivi mama Chanja mimi nikifa leo au kesho jee utaolewa na mwanaume mwingine?
    Mama Chanja:ndio mume wangu ntaolewa.
    Baba Chanja:na huyo mume mtalala nae ktk kitanda hikihiki tunachokilalia?
    Mama Chanja:Ndio mume wangu.
    Baba Chanja:Na nguo zangu utampa pia?
    Mama Chanja:Ndio mume wangu ntampa,na tena lile shati jeupe litampendeza sana.
    Baba Chanja:Mhh,kwahiyo ata vile viatu vyangu nilivyovinunua juzi juzi mjini pia utampa?
    Mama Chanja:hapana hivyo sitampa.
    Baba Chanja:Kwanini vitu vyote umpe isipokua viatu tuu???
    Mama Chanja:Miguu yenu haiendani!!!!!
    Teh teh teh.
     
  2. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    Kudaadeki!!!kwa hyo mrithi anajulikana!!!!
     
  3. LiverpoolFC

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    Wakina mama chanja siyo mchezo!
    Tukaeni nao kwa akili sana!
     
  4. CHAI CHUNGU

    CHAI CHUNGU JF-Expert Member

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    Nimeipenda hii!!!!!
     
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    Leonardmwanja JF-Expert Member

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    Cna mbavu !!!!!
     
  6. Sir H

    Sir H JF-Expert Member

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    Duh! Kurithiwa kabla hujafa.
     
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    kebi Member

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    mama chanjaaa weee ha ha ha
     
  8. farkhina

    farkhina Platinum Member

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    Duh si bora tu baba chanja amuachie jamaa arithi acje kupewa sumu jamaa akarithi shati jeupe
     
  9. CHAI CHUNGU

    CHAI CHUNGU JF-Expert Member

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    Mama Chanja hafai,anasubili jamaa adondoke tuu!
     
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    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    kwamba miguu haiendani...usijaribu
     
  11. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh
     
  12. Wingu

    Wingu JF-Expert Member

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    Yaani mtu anajulikana aiseee roho inauma niaje sitalala kabisa
     
  13. KANCHI

    KANCHI JF-Expert Member

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    Vunja ukimya! piga chini!
     
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    M2ru Member

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    Baba chanja bora uanze kusepa zako mkuu..
     
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    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    Mama chanja ni hamnazo huyu
     
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    Shonino Member

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    Mama chanja kilaza baba chanja akili mingi kashakamata mwizi wa mali zake...safii
     
  17. mgodi

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    Pamoja sana mkuu.
     
  18. Jiwe Linaloishi

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    Hapo baba Chanja inabidi ale mpaka kile kichanja kabisaa jamaa hata akirithi potelea mbali
     
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    kulalalaleki huyo wife anaweza akajuta kwa majibu yake ya kimbwiga..!
     
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