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Baada ya sare ya bao 1 kwa 1 kati ya timu ya Polisi ya timu ya Raia...

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by CORAL, Jun 26, 2012.

  1. CORAL

    CORAL JF-Expert Member

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    Shabiki wa timu ya raia aliyefadhaishwa na matokeo ya mechi anamuuliza mchezaji:
    Shabiki: imekuwaje mkatoka sare na timu ya Polisi? Mbona timu yenu kiwango chake ni cha juu na ina historia ya kuzifunga timu kubwa?
    Mchezaji: tungeweza kuifunga polisi mabao mengi tumeogopa kubambikiwa kesi!
     
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    TUMY JF-Expert Member

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    ha ah ah ah ah ah kibongo bongo inawezekana kabisa.
     
  3. CORAL

    CORAL JF-Expert Member

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    Kabisaa..
     
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    Tbs. Member

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    tse tse tse
    mbavu sina
     
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    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    khaaah!yalabi tobaaaaa!
     
  6. kijembeee

    kijembeee JF-Expert Member

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    kwa visingizio hatujambo,
    mtu hali chakula akiulizwa eti anafanya diet
    nguo njiwa akiulizwa anasema pedo
    mtu ana kwashiorkor akiulizwa eti kitambi
    mwalimu mvivu kufundisha akiulizwa anakuambia yeye anacontribute 20% nyingine tafuta mwenyewe
    raisi dhaifu akiulizwa anasema watendaji wanamuangusha
    wanasiasa waongo ukiwauliza wanakuambia CCM ndo shida
    wadada zetu vicheche ukiwauliza wanakuambia ulichopewa tumia
    Tanzania maskini afu ukiuliza utaambiwa Watanzania wavivu hawapendi kazi,wakati kazi zinatafutwa kama lulu
    Adamu kala tunda alilokatazwa,kaulizwa kwanini amekula eti kajibu huyu mwanamke ulienipa....... kama vile wanashea mdomo
     
  7. CORAL

    CORAL JF-Expert Member

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    Yaani umehitimisha!
     
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    beyond heaven Member

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    yeah men......thats fact
     
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