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Baada ya mahubiri.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Feb 22, 2012.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Mchungaji mmoja alikuwa akihubiri kanisani mara akamuona mama mmoja akilia kwa uchungu sana.Mchungaji akajua yule mama amechomwa na mahubiri yake,akazidi kuongeza dozi ya neno.Baada ya mahubiri mchungaji akamuita yule mama ashuhudie ni kipi kilichomfanya alie wakati wa mahubiri.Yule mama huku akiendelea kulia akasema;yaani mchungaji kila nikiziona hizo ndevu zako namkumbuka mbuzi wangu beberu aliyeibiwa,napata uchungu mno mpaka naishia kulia tu,ni hayo tu baba mchungaji.
     
  2. Perry

    Perry JF-Expert Member

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    Sijacheka.
     
  3. mchemsho

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    Not funny.!
     
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    Nyeusi Member

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    lalala!!!. We mama huna adabu........
     
  5. ngulinho

    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    server not found!
     
  6. piper

    piper JF-Expert Member

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    No comment
     
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    JACADUOGO2. JF-Expert Member

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    Halafu ikawaje?
     
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    Haichekeshi.
     
  9. njiwa

    njiwa JF-Expert Member

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    Mchungaji na sheikh walikutana safarini ... Katika kuagiza chakula mchungaji akaagiza kitimoto .. akamkaribisha sheikh, sheikh akamwambia situmii hiyo nyama mchungaji akamjibu waislam mnakosa uhondo sana ... Wakipofika safari ilibidi kila mtu achukue hamsini zake katika kuagana sheikh akamwambia mchungaji msalimie mkeo, mchungaji akamjibu haturuhusiwi kuoa sisi sina mke, sheikh akamjibu na nyinyi mnakosa uhondo sana ..:D
     
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    Henge JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu badilisha bwana mchungaji anaoa ambae haoi ni padri tafadhali!
     
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    Hamjambo wanajf!
     
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    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa khaa!
     
  13. Triple A

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    Ooopss....!
     
  14. Triple A

    Triple A JF-Expert Member

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    Ooopss...!
     
  15. ummu kulthum

    ummu kulthum JF-Expert Member

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    ooh my God!
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Mchungaji !? Labda shehe...
     
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    egbert44 JF-Expert Member

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    wachungaji wanabaka kichizi siku hz sheh yupo wapi!
     
  18. mkwapuaji

    mkwapuaji Member

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    Ina maana mchungaji ana sura inayofanana na beberu wa maza?
     
  19. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Matarajio ya mchungaji kuhusu kilio cha mama ni chanzo cha ucheshi wa hii joke. Mchungaji alitarajia aambiwe jinsi mahubiri yalivyomgusa mkristo wake lakini kumbe huyu mama alikuwa na yake
    Imenichekesha sana ndugu Jaguar, asante
     
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