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Ayuba is very funny!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mtu wa Pwani, Sep 12, 2010.

  1. Mtu wa Pwani

    Mtu wa Pwani JF-Expert Member

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    Ayuba
    >
    >
    >
    > AYUBA bought a new mobile.
    > He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book &
    > said,
    > 'My Mobile No. Has changed.
    > Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
    >
    > ============ ========= ========= ======
    > AYUBA : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
    > Friend: Really, what is he studying.
    > AYUBA: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
    >
    > ============ ========= ========= ========= ===
    > AYUBA: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
    > DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
    > AYUBA : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.
    >
    > ============ ========= ========= ========= ====
    > AYUBA : If I die, will u remarry?
    > Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u
    > remarry?
    > AYUBA : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
    >
    > ============ ========= ========= ========= ==
    > AYUBA : People consider me as a 'GOD'
    > Wife: How do you know??
    > AYUBA : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
    > Oh GOD! U have come again..
    >
    > ============ ========= ========= ========= ====
    > AYUBA complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are
    > missing,
    > except the TV in my house.'
    > Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
    > AYUBA : 'I was watching TV news...'
    >
    > ============ ========= ========= ========= ==
    > AYUBA comes back 2 his car & find a note saying
    > 'Parking Fine'
    > He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for
    > compliment.'
    >
    > ============ ========= ========= ========= ======
    > How do you recognize AYUBA in School?
    > He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the
    > teacher erases
    > the board.
    >
    > ============ ========= ========= ========= ========
    > Once AYUBA was walking he had a glove on one hand and not
    > on other.
    > So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the
    > weather forecast
    > announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the
    > other hand it would
    > be hot.
    >
    > ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ==
    > AYUBA in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up
    > and
    > Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
    >
    > ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===
    > AYUBA : Why are all these people running?
    > Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
    > AYUBA - If only the winner will get the cup, why others
    > running?
    >
    > ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===
    > Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence
    > into future tense
    > AYUBA : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'
    >
    > ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =====
    > AYUBA told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
    > Servant: 'It's already raining.'
    > AYUBA : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'
     
  2. Nduka

    Nduka JF-Expert Member

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    thx mkuu, bora tusikie na habari za kubembeleza roho maana humu ndani siku hizi pamegeuka jangwani.
     
  3. Ngambo Ngali

    Ngambo Ngali JF-Expert Member

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    Wife asks Ayuba
    How many women have you slept with?

    Ayuba proudly replies:
    Only you darling, with all the others, I was awake
     
  4. Fixed Point

    Fixed Point JF Bronze Member

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    ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, thanx.
     
  5. senator

    senator JF-Expert Member

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    hahaha Ayuba nooma !:becky:
     
  6. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    nimeipenda
     
  7. Mwiba

    Mwiba JF-Expert Member

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    nimeipenda:lol::lol:
     
  8. S

    Sylver Senior Member

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    Ayuba has issues!
     
  9. Tekelinalokujia

    Tekelinalokujia JF-Expert Member

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    I like Ayuba, huyu Ayuba safi sana anajua kutafakari. LOL
     
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    Edo JF-Expert Member

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    Ahsante kwa kutuongezea maisha, nimeipenda ya wajinga wanaokimbia wakati kikombe atapata mmoja !
     
  11. FirstLady1

    FirstLady1 JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha iko poa sana u made my day:biggrin:
     
  12. Njaa

    Njaa JF-Expert Member

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    Nice
     
  13. Mama Mdogo

    Mama Mdogo JF-Expert Member

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    Huyu Ayuba majibu au maoni anayotoa, mmmmmhhhhh, kiboko, hajatulia, anahitaji kupepewa!!!!
     
  14. Joseph

    Joseph JF-Expert Member

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    Nimefurahi sana majibu ya huyu jamaa na ananikumbusha kiongozi fulani hapa nchini.
     
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    pierre JF-Expert Member

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    nimeipenda.goooooooooooood
     
  16. Bigirita

    Bigirita JF-Expert Member

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    good stuff meeeeeen~~~
    They are studying Ayuba.......hahahaa!
     
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    Diana-DaboDiff JF-Expert Member

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    Kaniacha hoi eti nae ataenda kuishi na dadangu nikifariki.
     
  18. Lole Gwakisa

    Lole Gwakisa JF-Expert Member

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    Nimecheka mpaka mbavu zinauma!!
    Nionane na huyu Ayuba.
     
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