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Ayuba, a funny man !!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by SnEafer, Apr 23, 2009.

  1. SnEafer

    SnEafer Senior Member

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    Some idiot sent me these jokes so i thought of posting it here :-


    [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]AYUBA bought a new mobile.
    He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
    'My Mobile No. Has changed.
    Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'


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    AYUBA : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
    Friend: Really, what is he studying.
    AYUBA: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.


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    AYUBA: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football
    every night.
    DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
    AYUBA : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.


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    AYUBA : If I die, will u remarry?
    Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
    AYUBA : No, I'll also stay with your sister.


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    AYUBA : People consider me as a 'GOD'
    Wife: How do you know??
    AYUBA : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
    Oh GOD! U have come again..


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    AYUBA complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
    except the TV in my house.'
    Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
    AYUBA : 'I was watching TV news...'


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    AYUBA comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
    He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for compliment.'


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    How do you recognize AYUBA in School?
    He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
    the
    board.


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    Once AYUBA was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
    So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
    announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
    be hot.


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    AYUBA in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
    Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'


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    AYUBA : Why are all these people running?
    Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
    AYUBA - If only the winner will get the cup, why
    others running?

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    Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
    AYUBA : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'


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    AYUBA told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
    Servant: 'It's already
    raining.'
    AYUBA : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'


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  2. eRRy

    eRRy JF-Expert Member

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    Mamaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Mbavu Zangu!!!!
     
  3. MwanaFalsafa1

    MwanaFalsafa1 JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
     
  4. Kyakya

    Kyakya JF-Expert Member

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    Teheteheteheeeeeeeeeeee!
     
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