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Atorokwa na MKE siku moja baada ya harusi!!! Toa maoni

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Eng. Smasher, Dec 5, 2011.

  1. Eng. Smasher

    Eng. Smasher JF-Expert Member

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    Habari zenu wana JF!!

    Ni wiki 2 sasa zimepita baada ya kutokea kisa kitaani kwetu kilichokuwa kama movie flani hivi lakini ni cha kweli. Jamaa wa kitaani kwetu aliamua KUOA na kufuata taratibu zote; KUCHUMBIA,KUTOA MAHARI, SEND OFF na mwisho HARUSI iliyofaana sana.

    Baada ya harusi MUME an MKE wakaenda HONEY MOON ili kukamilisha ndoa kwa lile tendo lenyewe lakini Bi HARUSI akagoma sababu alikuwa amechoka sana na mishe za Harusi toka asubuhi, Bw Harusi akawa mwelewa coz anajua mali ni ya kwake siku zote na kuvumilia hadi asbh.

    Kumekucha Bi. Harusi akaenda kuoga then Bw. Harusi akafuatia kwenda bafuni, alipotoka kuoga akamkuta mkewe keshavaa na kupendeza. Akamwambia mumewe kuwa anaenda hapo supermarket kuchukua Dawa ya meno ndo HAKURUDI TENA.

    Baada ya uchunguzi wa Usalama wa Taifa na police wakaenda kumpata Tabora na huyo mchumba mpya aliyemtorosha na kumuoa badala ya MUME wa ndoa!!! hivi sasa wamekamatwa na Police inasubiliwa Bw.Harusi aamue nini cha kufanya!!

    Ingekuwa wewe ungeamua nini????!!!!! Toa maoni. Ahsanteni mimi nilikuwa best man kwenye SEND_OFF nmeombwa ushauri.
     
  2. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    Ningekuwa bwana harusi ningesema Duh!
     
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    gnasha Member

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    Labda nikuulize swali moja, je huyo binti alilazimishwa kuolewa?
     
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    Smile JF-Expert Member

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    Akubali tu yaishe
    dah kweli wanawake wakiwezeshwa wanaweza loh
     
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    kirumonjeta JF-Expert Member

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    Keshachafuka hapo ni talaka tu basi no more!!!!!!!!!
     
  6. Eng. Smasher

    Eng. Smasher JF-Expert Member

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    Hakulazimishwa tena ni mtoto wa MCHUNGAJI kanisa moja la TAG!!
    Siku ya SEND-OFF mimi nilikuwa shahidi walikuwa wanaonesha wanapendana sana hakukuwa na tofauti yoyote!!
    Mchungaji naye alisema aliwaita ofsini kwake b4 uchumba na kuwauliza mara nyingi sana kama kweli wameamua kuoana!!!
    Walipeana mabusu mengi mbele ya mchungaji!!!!!!


     
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    Jestina JF-Expert Member

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    inabidi bwana harusi akubali tu matokeo ingawa inauma.....
     
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    rwazi JF-Expert Member

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    Mimi ningedai kurudishiwa garama za harusi basi huyo hawezi kuwa mke mwaminifutena na anaweza kukuuwa
     
  9. Eng. Smasher

    Eng. Smasher JF-Expert Member

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    Vipi COST za harusi mheshimiwa???!!!! Pia kudhalilishwa jamaa???

     
  10. Who Cares?

    Who Cares? JF-Expert Member

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    inategemea na "kilichomkuta alipoenda supermarket kununua coligeti ya kusafishia meno"...inawezekana ALITEKWA NYARA NA KUPELEKWA KUSIKOJULIKANA NA WASIOJULIKANA ....

    pia inawezekana bi-harusi ana matatizo ya akili thats y alifanya kituko cha karne ijayo kwa tanzania ila kwa wenetu kina kim kardashian ni simpo tuuu....
     
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    pansophy JF-Expert Member

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    Namlipisha mgoni gharama zote za harusi, mahali na usumbufu then navunja ndoa.
    Kwa anayefahamu sheria ya makosa ya kujaamiiana inasemaje?
     
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    hayaka JF-Expert Member

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    yawezekana demu alifanya hivi kulipiza kisasi labda kuna mistake jamaa alimfanyia wakiwa wachumba.
     
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    Lizzy JF-Expert Member

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    Awalipishe gharama zakealafu aachane nao maana hawana maana.
     
  14. MwafrikaHalisi

    MwafrikaHalisi JF-Expert Member

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    Namla kameruni huyo mwizi! Alafu nasmash 'golori' zake, **** kabisa :angry:
     
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    Msolo JF-Expert Member

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    Correction: Ni wa kanisa la EAGT..I know the girl toka
    mdogo, hakilazimishwa kabisa.

     
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    Sumba-Wanga JF-Expert Member

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    ILa bibi harusi noma sana, asingesubiri kupanda madhabahuni.

    Hata gaharama zikirudishwa, huyo mgoni wa pili atakuwa ameoa mke wa mtu!
     
  17. MwafrikaHalisi

    MwafrikaHalisi JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha :lol:
     
  18. Dark City

    Dark City JF-Expert Member

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    Bibi harusi ni muuaji huyo!

    Hata kama ana sababu...hawezi kumshawishi mtu kwamba ilikuwa fair kulipiza kisasi namna hiyo!

    Jamaa apige moyo konde na kuanza mchakato upya....Sheria imsaidie kupata haki yake ya talaka. Vinginevyo ataendelea kujulikana kama mume halali wa huyo mwanamke!
     
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    RR JF-Expert Member

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    Asee....
    Hapa ni jinsi gani ya kumwacha huyo 'mke'.......
    na kufutilia mbali hiyo 'ndoa'....
     
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    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    Asipochafuka atajifunzaje - (Source-Tangazo la OMO)

     
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