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ATM zingekuwa zinakopesha!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Lole Gwakisa, Oct 3, 2009.

  1. Lole Gwakisa

    Lole Gwakisa JF-Expert Member

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    Usiku mmoja mlevi ambaye akili ilikuwa bado 50/50 aliona watu wakipiga foleni mbele ya mashine na kubonyeza bonyeza halafu wanapata pesa.
    Yeye akijua leo anabahati ya mtende, baada ya kuondoka mtu wa mwisho naye akabonyeza bonyeza wee na mwishowe akaiuliza
    "Aisee unaweza kunikopesha elfu hamsini,nitarudisha keshokutwa"

    Mashine ATM: kimya

    Mlevi: "tafadhali nisaidie bwana, najua pesa unazo, wengine umewapa sasa hivi"

    Mashine ATM: kimya

    Mlevi: "noma sana wewe jamaa uliye huko ndani"
     
  2. The Boss

    The Boss JF-Expert Member

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    mhhhhhhhhhhhhh
     
  3. Chapakazi

    Chapakazi JF-Expert Member

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    sometimes to get the joke, u have to picture the whole scenerio
    Safi sana mkuu...i liked it! Especially the part..."noma sana we jamaa uliye humo ndani"
     
  4. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa aliyeko ndani mnoko, Hahahahahaaa
     
  5. Mwana va Mutwa

    Mwana va Mutwa JF-Expert Member

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    sikuzote wikiendi ingekuwa inaaza hivi ingekuwa muruaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
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