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Ati Liza atakuwa kabila gani?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Lekanjobe Kubinika, Jan 28, 2012.

  1. Lekanjobe Kubinika

    Lekanjobe Kubinika JF-Expert Member

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    Nimeulizwa na Yahoofriends sijapata jibu. Tusaidiane kijibu:
    OTEA LISA ATAKUWA KABILA GANI???
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    utaipata kwa Laki...

    John alimwalika rafiki yake Fred nyumbani kwake kwa ajili ya dinner na vinywaji. Baada ya maakuli na wakati vinywaji vinaendelea John, mkewe John (Lisa) na mgeni wao Fred walikuwa wanacheza karata. Kwa bahati mbaya karata ikaangukia chini ya meza, Fred alipoinama kuichukua akaona nyeti za Lisa ambae hakuwa amevaa chupi. Fred akahamanika kwa aibu, japo John hakukugundua.

    Baadae kidogo John alipokwenda jikoni kuchukua vinywaji, Lisa akamuuliza Fred: "Umekipenda ulichokiona?"
    Fred: "Ndiyo".
    Lisa: Utakipata kwa laki moja, ila iwe ijumaa mchana maana John huenda site visits kwa wateja wake kila ijumaa.

    Ijumaa ikafika, Fred akaja kwa John na laki na mchezo ukachezwa. John aliporudi jioni akamuuliza mkewe: "Fred alikuja?"

    Lisa akawaza:'Inawezekana alimuona akija au kaambiwa', akajibu: "Ndiyo, alipita hapa mara moja". John: " Safi , alikuachia laki moja?"

    Lisa akawaza: 'Huyu atakuwa anajua'. Akamjibu mumewe kwa upole: "Ndiyo, kaileta".
    John: "Fred ni mwaminifu sana , alikuja asubuhi ofisini akanikopa laki moja na akasema atapita nyumbani akuachie mchana".

















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  2. doctorz

    doctorz JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa kiswahili MALAYSIAN. Kieegereza Russian.
     
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    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    masaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
     
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    mbambaguy JF-Expert Member

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    mmh hlo kabila
     
  5. nitonye

    nitonye JF-Expert Member

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    Lisa ni mmakonde kama kabila lako
     
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