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"Atheist's Holiday"

Discussion in 'Habari na Hoja mchanganyiko' started by MaxShimba, Mar 25, 2011.

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    MaxShimba JF-Expert Member

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    Hooray For That Judge In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the
    preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided to contact the
    local ACLU about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant
    celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays
    while the atheists had no holiday to celebrate.

    The ACLU jumped on the opportunity to once again pick up the cause of the
    godless and assigned their sharpest attorneys to the case.

    The case was brought before a wise judge who after listening to the long,
    passionate presentation of the ACLU lawyers, promptly banged his gavel
    and declared, "Case dismissed!"

    The lead ACLU lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and
    said, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? Surely the
    Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. And the
    Jews--why in addition to Passover they have Yom Kippur and Hanukkah...
    and yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!"

    The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said "Obviously your
    client is too confused to know about or for that matter even celebrate the
    atheists' holiday!"

    The ACLU lawyer pompously said "We are aware of no such holiday for
    atheists, just when might that be, your honor?"

    The judge said, "Well it comes every year on exactly the same
    date---April 1st!"

    "The fool (ATHEISTS) says in his heart, 'There is no God.'" - Psalm 14:1, Psalm 53:1
     
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    Congratulation to them.
     
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    This Judge is naughty clever. The Solom of the century
     
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    The writer is the actual butt of this joke. To any intelligent person.
     
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    Happy fools day
     
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    Happy FOOLS day:juggle:
     
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    Taso JF-Expert Member

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    Religion as an ethical philosophy is one of the most intelligent inventions ever.
     
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    Happy fools day
     
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    Is there any?
     
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    Is it April fool?
     
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