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Assume ndo wewe!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Aug 29, 2011.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa wawili wakitoka matembezini saa 6 usiku waliamua kutumia njia ya mkato kupitia makaburini kurudi makwao.Wakiwa katikati ya graveyard mara wakasikia mlio kama mtu anagonga kitu,tap-tap,jamaa wakapata woga wasijue la kufanya.Mara wakamkuta babu mmoja akiwa na nyundo na chisel(chizo) akichonga maandishi kwenye kaburi.Mmoja wao akasema,"aah! kumbe ni wewe babu,tulifikiri ni mzimu,mbona unafanya kazi usiku namna hii?". Babu akajibu,"washenzi hawa,walikosea spelling za jina langu!".
     
  2. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ahahahahaah!! Hapo unaweza ukafa!
     
  3. Vin Diesel

    Vin Diesel JF Gold Member

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    hapo ni baruti....
     
  4. d

    dy/dx JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha huyo babu noma.
     
  5. Jeruh

    Jeruh Member

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    hiyo ni hatari kubwa!
     
  6. bryleen

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    Pombe iliwaisha walai cpati picha hzo mbio walizotokanazo hapo
     
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    mamanalia JF-Expert Member

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    tehe tehe tehe teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
     
  8. mikatabafeki

    mikatabafeki JF-Expert Member

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    ha haaa haaa haaa.................huh,ni kuchaaapa lapa hataaari
     
  9. Mzee

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    acha uoga.
     
  10. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Acha urongo!we hata kama ungekuwa na farasi ungeona kama anategea kukimbia,ungeshuka ukimbie kwa miguu!
     
  11. Salanga

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    hatari
     
  12. Mtalingolo

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    Hapo hata wazo lakuzimia ntakuwa sina mbona.
     
  13. G_crisis

    G_crisis JF-Expert Member

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    Kwani mzimu unakimbiwa??taratibu naondoka!
     
  14. pomo

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    sijaelewa huyo babu alikuwa ni nani? huenda jina la marehemu lilipatiwa isipokuwa hilo la ubini ndo walikosea
    kama mimi sikimbii, utakimbia wapi wakati jina la ubini ndo limekosewa?
     
  15. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Okay,endelea kusubiri!
     
  16. Mitchell

    Mitchell JF-Expert Member

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    I cant imagine hizo mbio ambazo ningetoka nazo hapo
     
  17. driller

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    mimi japo ni driller ila hapo babu asingejua kua naweza kumsaidia yani hiyo kasi ange blow mwenyewe
     
  18. Mkirua

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    Hata kama lakini usiku??
     
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    Mzimua haukimbiwi.
     
  20. Wa Nyumbani

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    Nduki kichizi!!!
     
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