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Asprin, Kaizer et al!!!!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Dena Amsi, Sep 11, 2012.

  1. Dena Amsi

    Dena Amsi JF-Expert Member

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    Habari zenu woooote...........

    Asprin, Kaizer na group yenu nimefundishwa dawa ya hang over jana toka maeneo fulani..........

    Ukiamka nazo chukua Maziwa mtindi + Fresh Apple katakata ndani yake kunywa kwa pamoja unakuwa freeeshh huna haja ya supu

    Muwe na siku njema (Mie nimejaribu leo nikawa bomba mbaya)
     
  2. Nyani Ngabu

    Nyani Ngabu Platinum Member

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    Kwani wewe Dena Amsi ni mlevi?
     
  3. KARIA

    KARIA JF-Expert Member

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    Dawa ya moto ni moto! Ukiamka nalo unazimua nalo!!! Unapata nguvu mpya hari mpya na kasi mpya ya kufanya mambo yako!
     
  4. KARIA

    KARIA JF-Expert Member

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    Unauliza makofi polisi?
     
  5. Dena Amsi

    Dena Amsi JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha ha hapa ngoja nipite tu
     
  6. KARIA

    KARIA JF-Expert Member

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    Nyani Ngabu kusoma hajui hata picha haielewi! Mpe darasa Dena Amsi!
     
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  7. cacico

    cacico JF-Expert Member

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    chezeiya KARIA weye??
     
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  8. KARIA

    KARIA JF-Expert Member

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    Shikamoo bibi yangu cacico!
     
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  9. Nyani Ngabu

    Nyani Ngabu Platinum Member

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    Lady unalewa hadi unapatwa mning'inio? Ushaona mdada aliyekunywa akalewa hadi akaanza kutapika?

    That's very un-ladylike......
     
  10. Dena Amsi

    Dena Amsi JF-Expert Member

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    Mmmmhhhhh wewe Karia wewe acha uchonganishi mie sitaki
     
  11. KARIA

    KARIA JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo atakuwa na tamaa! zikikutosha fanya kama unaenda toilet kisha nduki! Ukijifanya kifaru wakati hujui mifuko ya watu ikoje aah lazima wakudandie!
     
  12. Ruttashobolwa

    Ruttashobolwa JF-Expert Member

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    DUU KWA BABU ANAPENDA CHUPA SANA KUMBE NA IKISHALEWA NDIO MAANA.....................................................................................................................................:eek2::baby::eek2:
     
  13. Arushaone

    Arushaone JF-Expert Member

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    Dawa ya maji ni maji na dawa ya moto ni moto dena amsi so kama una hang over unatoa lock fasta kabla hujaingia kazini then unatupia na ndizi mbivu, unaingia mzigoni hata harufu hakuna. Lakini ukitupia sijui maziwa lala huchelewi kudrive. (kuendesha)
     
  14. Bishanga

    Bishanga JF-Expert Member

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    hayakuhuuuuu!!!!
     
  15. Bishanga

    Bishanga JF-Expert Member

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    mkeo mbon mlevi wa kutupwa mpaka ananikera?
     
  16. Nyani Ngabu

    Nyani Ngabu Platinum Member

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    Bwa! ha! ha! ha! ha!

    Mke gani huyo babu J? Au unamaanisha mkeo ambae ndo booty call wangu?

    By the way, asante kwa kulea mimba yake.
     
  17. Nyani Ngabu

    Nyani Ngabu Platinum Member

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    Babu J umefubaa siku hizi.
     
  18. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    DA bana! Solution to hangover is to stay drunk!
    Ila hata ndizi mbivu naskia inakata hangover.
     
  19. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    Yaks!
    Napatia picha wakati kainamia toilet kurudisha change, some hair getting messy! Bora bhange aisee!
    Galz of today drink like their fathers lakini, ndo mtindo.
     
  20. Bishanga

    Bishanga JF-Expert Member

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    ndo tunatua toka holiday Mallorca...kwi kwi kwi
     
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