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Askari na kuruta…

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Wilbert1974, Apr 29, 2012.

  1. Wilbert1974

    Wilbert1974 JF-Expert Member

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    [FONT=&quot]Askari aliamua kumtuma kuruta wake kutoka kijiji kimoja kwenda kingine. Kijiji alipokuwa askari na kuruta kilikuwa kinaitwa NAKULARAHA na kile kingine kilikuwa kinaitwa NAMAMAYAKO.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Sikia maongezi yao sasa kwenye simu…[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Askari: Weewe Kuruta!!! Umefika wapi hadi sasa?[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Kuruta: Afandee! Nipo katikati ya NAMAMAYAKO na NAKULARAHA mkuu.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Askari: Umesemaje??![/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Kuruta: Mkuu yaani ni hivi nimefika katikati ya hivi vijiji viwili…. Umenisoma sasa vizuri. Kwani we ulinisomaje??[/FONT]
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  2. Nambe

    Nambe JF-Expert Member

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    th teh, majina nengine bana
     
  3. ijoz

    ijoz JF-Expert Member

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    mh,nimekusoma,karibu nagonga menu hapa nakapanya,ila jioni ntalala nanguruwe.
     
  4. Wilbert1974

    Wilbert1974 JF-Expert Member

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    Heeh hiiyaah... Naona hii nayo ni nyingine tata pia unakula Panya na Kulala na Nguruwe. Iko njema hii..:peace:
     
  5. Lord K

    Lord K JF-Expert Member

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    vijiji vingine bana.! tehe, unaweza ukapigwa risasi.
     
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