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Askari na Dereva.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kipstech, Apr 12, 2012.

  1. Kipstech

    Kipstech Member

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    Nilipokuwa ninarudi nyumbani, nilipata askari akiongea na derava mwingine aliyekuwa na kileo 'Beer' garini. Mazungumzo yalikuwa hivi:
    Askari: habari yako dereva.
    Derava: mz..urri. (akachukua chupa na kutia mdomoni)

    Askari: ni nini hiyo unao mkononi.
    Dereva: p..o..m.be.
    Askari: mbona unakunywa pombe ukiendesha?
    Dereva: he! He!
    Askari: kumbavu. Unajua utamwakia pompe gari lako. Lete kitu kidogo mara moja.
     
  2. Jovegg

    Jovegg Member

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    Hadithi yako inatufundisha nini anko. Hongera pwa pwa pwa anko nenda kakaee
     
  3. Perry

    Perry JF-Expert Member

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    Hata sijaelewa na wala sijacheka.
     
  4. P

    Praff Senior Member

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    Sijaipenda
     
  5. Zuia Sayayi

    Zuia Sayayi JF-Expert Member

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    Kumbavu
     
  6. toghocho

    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    kama alikuwa na matatizo ya 'g' then angekosea hapo kwenye green pia
    othrwise its t*as*
     
  7. Wa Nyumbani

    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    Maneno yako Gongolamboto.....joke iko Kawe!!!!!
     
  8. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Simama jipange sawasawa
     
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