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Aseeeee yamenikuta mzee mwenzangu

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by ney kush, Mar 1, 2012.

  1. ney kush

    ney kush JF-Expert Member

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    Leo nilikua mwenge mida ya saa tisa jioni nikaingia AZAM wakati napata kinywaji kuna dada mmoja alikua pembeni yangu na cm yake aina ya blackberry asa yule dada akaniuliza jambo baadae tukazoeana tukawa tunapiga stori ... Sasa akaniuliza jina me na kimbelembele changu nikasema NEY KUSH looh yule dada akaanza kucheka huku anaangalia simu yake mi nikajua kuna jambo limemfuraisha katika simu.. Nikamuuliza vp akanambia nimesoma post yako jukwaa la MMU nikajifanya simuelewi akaniuliza au sio wewe nikamwambia sio mimi......... dah lakini ukweli ndio mimi YULE DADA SIJUI YE ANAITWA NANI HUMU
     
  2. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Teh ungemuuliza "wewe ndo Amyner??"
     
  3. doctorz

    doctorz JF-Expert Member

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    Funny. Ha Ha Haaaaaa !!!!!!!!!!

    Ulikuwa nae. Hukumuuliza. Kulikoni waja kuwa uliza watu jamvi?

    Au this is your idea of boasting that you have met her at a Bakhres sale point?

    Next time chiiiiil dogo.
     
  4. ney kush

    ney kush JF-Expert Member

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    Sio idea mzee... Asa sijui alikua ananicheka nilivyo au alifurahi kuniona
     
  5. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    yaani Katavi jana kuleta uzi tu
    watu wameanza kudesa inteligently????
     
  6. ney kush

    ney kush JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh mkubwa nilipatwa na jasho ghafla aseeee ckua na cha kusema tena
     
  7. ney kush

    ney kush JF-Expert Member

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    Asa yanamtokea katavi si wengine hayawezi kututokea?
     
  8. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Unatulia tu...akikujua mtu mmoja si mbaya km ukijulikana na wengi tena wa karibu
     
  9. ney kush

    ney kush JF-Expert Member

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    Nimegundu humu kuna wasichana wazuriiiu sana
     
  10. Judgement

    Judgement JF-Expert Member

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    Au ungemuuliza we ndiyo Smile ?
    au ndo Ndetichia?
    au Canta ?
    au Mwali ?
    au Kongosho ?
    au Husn ?
    Yote 9 !
    10
    au Jane sifuri 3 !
    Ungetusaidia sana uwelewesho kwamba ni katoto ! Au Jimama !
     
  11. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    habari yako wifi?
     
  12. NGUVUMOJA

    NGUVUMOJA JF-Expert Member

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    Tujulishe jinsi ww na yy mlivyo ili tupate 'movie' kamili.
     
  13. Mabwepande

    Mabwepande JF-Expert Member

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    Aacha kamba mkuu.
     
  14. Dena Amsi

    Dena Amsi JF-Expert Member

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    Kama siamini vile!!
     
  15. Amyner

    Amyner JF-Expert Member

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    ingekua ni mimi angenijua tu bila kuuliza..
    ila inamaana "ney kush" ndo jina lake halisi kumbe?!
     
  16. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    twiny mimi miss u sana
     
  17. Dena Amsi

    Dena Amsi JF-Expert Member

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    Me too dear. Niko mbali si nilikuaga?
     
  18. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Pole/hongera...
     
  19. BAGAH

    BAGAH JF-Expert Member

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    jimama!.
     
  20. BAGAH

    BAGAH JF-Expert Member

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    so mzeiya ww jina lako halisi ni ney kush?
    mhindi au??cjalickia hili jina bongo...
    kama c lako basi hii ni cooked story
     
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