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Arriving home very drunk

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by X-PASTER, Oct 14, 2008.


    X-PASTER Moderator

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    A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: "Why don't you be a good Samaritan and take him home."

    The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at least ten times. They drive along and the drunk points out his house to the man. He stops the car and the drunk stumbles up the steps to his house with the man.

    The drunk's wife greets them at the door:

    "Why thank you for bringing him home for me, but where's his wheel chair?"
  2. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Ufafanuzi kidogo unahitajika hapo mkuu manake sijafanikiwa kuipata picha moja kwa moja.
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    deny_all JF-Expert Member

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    1. A man on wheelchair how can he walk....... OR

    2. He went to the bar on wheelchair but he came home walking on his feet after being drunk.....:)