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Aren't we friends?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Jul 13, 2011.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.

    So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step.

    Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.

    At this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

    She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled 'How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!'

    The Texan smiled and drawled, 'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we were friends.'
     
  2. WISDOM SEEDS

    WISDOM SEEDS JF-Expert Member

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    Duh, alidhani anafungua zipu yake kumbe ya jamaa! Hii kali...
     
  3. M'bongo

    M'bongo Senior Member

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    Hahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
     
  4. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Maana jamaa aliona mambo yameshajipa
     
  5. WISDOM SEEDS

    WISDOM SEEDS JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh! Ni kama ile iliyotokea kwenye mabasi ya Mbagala, jamaa alipoombwa
    nauli na Kondakta akaingiza mkono mfukoni na kutoa BUKU KUMI huku akishangaa
    imefikaje mfukoni mwake, akalipa na kurudisha chenji mfukoni, baada ya kushuka
    akashangaa hana ile chenji...

    Kumbe aliingiza mkono kwenye mfuko wa suruali ya jamaa na kurudisha tena chenji
    humohumo. Si unajua basi lilikuwa limejaza mno kiasi huwezi hata kugeuka! Ha ha ha haaaaaa!!
     
  6. N

    Ndeusoho Member

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    Huyu jamaa alimasaidia ili aweze kushuka ngazi wala sio kwa sababu alimpenda. Mtu kukusaidia kwani ni lazima akujue au umjue?? Hii ndio tafsiri duni ya kinadada wengi eti ukimpa lifti umejigonga. Hii ndio maana hatutoi lifti bila kuombwa. Na wanapodhani wanajiweza ndio wanafungua zipu za watu.
     
  7. IT Guru

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    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
     
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    serio JF-Expert Member

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    heheheheheheee
     
  9. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo jamaa lazima aliingia garini huku kainama muda wote manake mkono laiiini ulikuwa unavinjari maeneo ya ikulu yake!tehe teh teeh!
     
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