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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mabel, Dec 31, 2010.

  1. Mabel

    Mabel JF-Expert Member

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    An Arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
    'Your name pls'?
    "Abdul Aziz "
    "Sex? "
    "Six times a week!! "
    "No, no, I mean male or female! "
    "Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel !"
     
  2. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    Eee makubwa,kwa hiyo yeye yoyote tu male,female au camel anafyagia,balaa
     
  3. Mabel

    Mabel JF-Expert Member

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    Yawezekana pia jamaa hakuelewa maswali yote mawili na hivyo kuanika nyeti zake hadharani.
     
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    Ninkwenda Member

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    waarabu upupu kweli kweli.
     
  5. TUKUTUKU

    TUKUTUKU JF-Expert Member

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    Duh!kwa hiyo yeye awe mwanaume au mwanamke twende kazini!!
     
  6. Mabel

    Mabel JF-Expert Member

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    Ndio maana yake mkuu.
    Niaje Tukutuku?
    Nakukubali sana mtu wangu, big up!
     
  7. Joseph

    Joseph JF-Expert Member

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    Waarabu wakishakula tende na maziwa ya ngamia huwa hawachagui pa kuchapa
     
  8. Good Guy

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    Sometimes hata na camel!
     
  9. Mabel

    Mabel JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu hivi kweli tende zinasaidia katika mambo yale? Maziwa ya ngamia pia!
     
  10. Mabel

    Mabel JF-Expert Member

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    Naona Camel alisahaulika na TUKUTUKU
     
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    zayat JF-Expert Member

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    Bro Tende unachanganya na maziwa hata ya n'gombe halafu unafanya milk shake kitu ndani ya box WAARABU WANASEMA MUJARAB KABISA
    Bro kama unaishi Dar nenda opp msikiti wa Idrisa upo mtaa wa Msimbazi opp msimbazi police au msikiti wa Shazilia upo mwanzoni mwa mtaa wa Sikuku opp fire unaweza kupata hiyo milk shake
    HAPPY NEW YEAR U N UR FAMILY
    1/1/11
     
  12. boma2000

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    hayo ndo mambo ya waarabu eh hatari
     
  13. beatrixmgittu

    beatrixmgittu Senior Member

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    Hayo maziwa ya ngamia inawezekana yana protein nyngi? Ndio yasaidie kwenye mfechoo? Msaada tafadhal mnijuze.
     
  14. NILHAM RASHED

    NILHAM RASHED JF-Expert Member

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    na wewe pilipili....
     
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    NILHAM RASHED JF-Expert Member

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    jamani ndio yawezekana ni jokes lakini haikuwekwa kudharau watu,,,, au kudharau makabila ya wenzenu....
     
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    una uhakika gani???
     
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    na we uliwahi kuchapwa nini??? naona wasema kiuhakika zaidi,,,
     
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    na wewe mtoa mada kwanini usiweke mmasai ukaweka mwarabu.... hebu nijuze mna matani na warabu nyie,,,, mbona nyie hamuyataki,,
     
  19. TUKUTUKU

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    Poa mtu wangu,nashukuru sana,tupo pamoja !!
     
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    Kwa sababu Waarabu wanapenda sana TIGO,na wamasai hawafahamu uwepo wa mtandao wa TIGO!!
     
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