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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Pape, Mar 31, 2010.

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  1. Pape

    Pape JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa watumiaji wa Voda/TiGO/Zain/Zantel/TTCL; leo mtapata nafasi ya kupiga simu bure kuanzia saa 00:00-00:30 hrs kwenda namba yeyote ile mahali popote pale duniani! Ukisoma tangazo hili mwarifu na mwenzio!

    ***Don't miss your chance!
     
  2. ELNIN0

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    mi ni mjanja - nitakuwa nimelala at that time.
     
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    Ndio siku ya wajinga imeanza mapema hivyo.
     
  4. Pape

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    hehehehe, dont miss your chance! opportunity comes once in a lifetime!

    mkuu, hapo utafulia!:confused:
     
  5. Mpita Njia

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    Janja ya nyani kwisa gundua... kula ndisi peke yake
     
  6. Pape

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    Majuto ni mjukuu!:rolleyes:
     
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    Utafulia ndio nini!?:(:rolleyes:
     
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    na hauwezi kupata mjukuu mpaka uwe na mtoto kwanza
     
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    maana yake hii ni nini?
     
  10. Pape

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    lol:confused:
     
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    Sasa wee Pape ndio nini hivyoo, mi nakuuliza wewe unacheka...! Utafulia ndio kitu gani hichoo?
     
  12. Pape

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    Check it again!

    ***mjukuu!
     
  13. Pape

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    Hahahaha! You are kidding!
     
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    April Fools day!
     
  15. X-PASTER

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    Hivi huwa ukiulizwa huwa ujuwi kujibu? Kama na wewe ufahamu tuwaachie wenye kujuwa watufahamishe.
     
  16. Pape

    Pape JF-Expert Member

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    Ngoja tungoje wakuu waje basi watujibu!
     
  17. rmashauri

    rmashauri JF-Expert Member

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    Na kweli ukidanganyika ukapiga simu saa hizo utajuta. Tehetehetehetehetehetehe
     
  18. Preta

    Preta JF-Expert Member

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    kufulia maana yake ni kuishiwa fedha (kuchacha) japo watu wanaitumia kwa matumizi mbalimbali lakini maana halisi ni hiyo
     
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    X-Paster,
    Unaishi dunia gani wewe, hujuwi hata maana ya "kufulia"? Kiswahili kinakua kila kukicha rafiki yangu.
     
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    rmashauri JF-Expert Member

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    Wakati mwingine wanamaanisha "utachemsha". Ila kwa kawaida ni kama ulivyosema hapo juu inahusiana zaidi na kuishiwa pesa.
     
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