# Applied mathematics

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by X-PASTER, Nov 3, 2008.

1. ### X-PASTERModerator

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The population of this country is 37 million.
14 million are retired.

That leaves 23 million to do the work.
There are 15 million in school,
which leave 8 million to do the work.

Of this there are 2 million employed by the federal government.
This leaves 6 million to do the work.

1 million are in the Armed Forces,
which leaves 5 million to do the work.

Take from the total the 4.8 million people who work for State and City Government and that leaves 200,000 to do the work.

There are 188,000 in hospitals,
so that leaves 12,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 11,998 people in Prisons.
That leaves Just two people to do the work. You and me.

And you're just sitting there reading jokes all day!

2. ### TANMOJF-Expert Member

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Mh! makubwa....

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### Boney E.M.JF-Expert Member

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X-PASTER is that revelation for real? can point out the source for such a bizzare situation? If it holds water then we are in trouble. You and me have a hell of work to do - let us not despair.

4. ### Mpita NjiaJF-Expert Member

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And you are sitting there all day just posting jokes

5. ### X-PASTERModerator

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Ah ah ah ah ah Mpita njia....!

6. ### Kaa la MotoJF-Expert Member

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X- Mchungaji,
hahahahahahah mimi nilipoona hiyo signature yako nilidhani wewe ni mtaalamu wa kitabu kile mnakiitaje sijui huwa nakuta unakitetea sana kwenye ile thread nyingine ya Private kumbe na huku wamo siyo?
Hesabu zako ni kali kwa kweli.
Inaelekea kwenye elimu ulimwengu uliweka bidii ya Math.
Keep up na elimu ulimwengu! ahahahahahahahah!

7. ### X-PASTERModerator

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Aah ah ah ah a-h-a-h-a-h-ah elimu ulimwengu...!

Naitwa x-Paster bana, wacha kuaribu jina langu, utachezea makozi Oooh... Shauri yako...!

8. ### Kaa la MotoJF-Expert Member

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Ekisipasita siyo? Si ni hilo hilo ekisimchungaji? ama kweli kama ulisoma elimu ulimwengu uliishia kusoma hesabu tu na ..arabu badala ya ...ngereza na hesabu kama mimi niliyesoma kiingereza na kiswahili tu. ahahahahahahahahahah

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Sawa bana umesikika tayari. Ila sijasoma hata ilimu moja ulizotaja hapo juu.

10. ### Ab-TitchazContent ManagerStaff Member

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