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Application Form for Tanzanian Politicians

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    Application Form To Be Filled For Contesting Tanzanian Elections -------------------------------------------------------
    1. Name of Candidate : __________________
    2. Present Address
    (i) Name of Jail : _______________________
    3. Political Party : _______________________
    4. Sex: [ ]
    A - Male
    B - Female
    C - None of the Above
    5. Nationality: [ ]

    6. Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more)
    A - Defected
    B - Expelled
    C - Bought out
    D - None of above
    E - All of above
    7. Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more)
    A - To make money
    B - To escape court trial
    C - To grossly misuse power
    D - To serve the public
    E - I have no clue (if you choose "D, attach Certificate of Sanity from a Recognized Government Psychiatrist)
    8. How many years of public service experience do you possess?
    A - 1-2 yrs
    B - 2-6yrs
    C - 6-15yrs
    D - 15+yrs
    9. Give details of any criminal cases pending against you (Use as many Additional Sheets as you want)
    10. How many years have you spent in Jail? [ ] (Do not confuse with question 8)
    A - 1-2 years
    B - 2-6 years
    C - 6-15 years
    D - 15+years
    11. Are you involved in any financial scams? [ ]
    A - Why not
    B - Of Course
    C - Definitely
    D - I deny it all
    E - I see a foreign hand.
    12. What is your Annual Corruption Income? [ ]
    A - 100-500 Millions B - 500-1000 Millions
    C - Overflow... (Convert all your $ earning from Hawara etc to Shilingi)
    13. Do you have any developmental plans for Tanzania in mind? [ ]
    A - No
    B - No
    C - No
    D - No
    14. Describe your achievements in space provided: [_________]
    Thumb Impression of candidate (Not that of the person who filled the form)
     
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