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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kiresua, Jul 12, 2011.

  1. Kiresua

    Kiresua JF-Expert Member

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    Rafiki yahngu amenitumia kwenye email Asubuhi hii, nikaon nishee pia na wana JF

    "A man died & goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.


    He goes to the German hell & asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour.
    Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day".

    The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on.
    He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell.

    Then he comes to the Tanzanian hell and finds that there is a long queue of people waiting to get in...Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"

    He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.
    The Tanzanian devil comes in & whips you for the rest of the day."

    But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, why are there so many people waiting to get in?" asks the man.
    A concerned fellow calls him aside and said,
    "Because there is never any electricity so the
    electric chair doesn't work.

    The nails were paid for but were never supplied by the contractor, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on.
    And the Tanzanian devil used to be a civil servant,
    so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for other business!!".
     
  2. Ernie

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    An old one! Asante lakini
     
  3. Wa Nyumbani

    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    Hii nzuri
     
  4. Baby msangi

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    it is nice
     
  5. Vinci

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    Nice one....based on the reality...sounds like a true story
     
  6. WISDOM SEEDS

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    Very nice...
     
  7. Meritta

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    Nimeipenda sana
     
  8. Ozee

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    Its gud..
     
  9. Mr.Professional

    Mr.Professional JF-Expert Member

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    Nafikiri sintoweza kufa katika umri mdogo maana leo nimefurahi sana. kumbe matatizo haya mpaka mbinguni yapo ama kweli TZ ni nomaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
  10. Mzani

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    yeh! there are some element of truth, we can laugh but it is sad for the country.
     
  11. First Born

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    sory nimechelewa.
     
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