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Answers From a Brilliant Student

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by TANMO, Dec 20, 2011.

  1. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Superb answers
    They should fire the examiner who set those questions
    Answers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0%Q. In which battle did Tipu Sultan died?
    A. His last battle.


    Q. Where was the Declaration of IndependanceSigned?
    A. At the Bottom of the Page.
    ...

    Q. Ganga flows in which state?
    A. Liquid.


    Q. Whats the main reason for Divorce?
    A. Marriage.


    Q. Whats the main reason for Failure?
    A. Examinations...


    Did the student Answer Anything Wrong

    Source: GPL
     
  2. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    aliyesahisha pepa ndo kakosea, huyu mwanafunzi bila shaka atakuwa ni wakuRead
     
  3. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    hahaha aka.madenge wala haujakosea
     
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    Fernandes Rodri JF-Expert Member

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    Huyu mwanafunzi ana uelewa mkubwa wa mambo, ni kama yule mhasibu baada ya kuona wenziwe tisa washaanguka kwenye usaili, yeye alipoulizwa mbili na mbili ngapi , alinyanyuka akafunga milango na madirisha akauliza unataka niandike ngapi? ALIAJIRIWA INSTANTLY
     
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    menyidyo JF-Expert Member

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    Anything is answer. tatizo msahihishaji ndo anachagua aweke kosa au tiki. kwan hujasikia mtu anapewa tiki kwa kuacha blank kisa msahihishaji kasema hakuna jibu?
     
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    SILENT ACtOR JF-Expert Member

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    Kweli huyo mhasibu alikuwa 'sharp'
     
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    menyidyo JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu naomba unifafanulie hii.
     
  8. Gurta

    Gurta JF-Expert Member

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    Kwani mhasibu anahusika na nini?
     
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    Angel Nylon JF-Expert Member

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    Surely no
     
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    Mediz New Member

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    Yuko xawa may b aliyesahisha ndo mwenye makosa!
     
  11. menyidyo

    menyidyo JF-Expert Member

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    bado sijaelewa
     
  12. Bishop Hiluka

    Bishop Hiluka Verified User

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    I see, bila shaka ni yale mambo yetu ya kuchakachua na ten parcent!...
     
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