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Animal Quiz...

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by mbweleko, Apr 12, 2011.

  1. mbweleko

    mbweleko Senior Member

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    This is a test for Smart People.....I have determined that you qualify. The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!














    1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?




































    The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.








    This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.








    2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?








































    Did you say, open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the



    refrigerator?











    Wrong Answer.
















    Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.



    This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
























    3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend?




























    correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.


    You just put him in there. This tests your memory.








    Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.















    4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?






























    correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across.



    Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

















    According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.








     
  2. BONGOLALA

    BONGOLALA JF-Expert Member

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    Duuh safi sana!imenichangamsha ubongo!
     
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    Gad ONEYA JF-Expert Member

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    Great! bora kuliko loliondo!
     
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    sugi JF-Expert Member

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    nimpata yooote!
     
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    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Dah! Nimekosa yote!
     
  6. mbweleko

    mbweleko Senior Member

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    Acha hizo mkuu,swali la kwanza tu lilikutoa knockout,na nadhani jibu ulokuwanalo ni "haiwezekani kumweka twiga kwenye fridge!" Uongo/Kweli?
     
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    Nsiande JF-Expert Member

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    Nimepata yote coz I had read them before in 2001....
     
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    seniorgeek JF-Expert Member

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    Hayo maswali na majibu hayana logic. Kama fridge ni big enough to fit a giraffe or an elephant, why not big enough to fit both elephant and giraffe?
     
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    Roulette JF-Expert Member

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    In fact only watoto na adult with minimum analytical skills ndio wanapata yote. Ukikosa zote ina maana unatumia akili nyingi kutatua matatizo! lol
     
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    kifuniboy Senior Member

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    duuuh....nimepata la mwisho peke yake...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
     
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    Janja PORI JF-Expert Member

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    du nimepata 3
     
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    Janja PORI JF-Expert Member

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    geniouz
     
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    G_crisis JF-Expert Member

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    Stupid ndo atakayepata hayo majibu uliandika
     
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    Nimeangalizia majibu
     
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    Nimekukubali ur the geek..!
     
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    kwa mara ya kwanza before 2001, ulipata yote??? au ulikariri majibu???
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Simpooo........
     
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    Chemka yote
     
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    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    nilfkr hvyohvyo.
     
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    X-not Member

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    Since this is the second tym nayaona nimepata pta kimtindo. But the first tyme ilinibidid nipige chabo, sikupata hata moja kudadadeki!
     
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