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angekuwa mwanao ungemfanyaje !!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by EL MAGNIFICAL, Jan 1, 2012.

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    EL MAGNIFICAL JF-Expert Member

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    mzee mmoja alichoshwa na habari za mtaani kwamba mwanaye hata umuulize swali jepesi kupita yote ni lazima atakosa !!!
    Siku moja akaamua kuandaa swali jepesi kupita kiasi ili amuulize mwanae mbele ya watu kufuta ile historia mbaya !!!
    Siku ya siku ikafika mbele ya umati mshua akamuita mwanae kisha akamuuliza swali lifuatalo.....
    mwanangu mtu mwenye umri wa miaka kati ya 18 hadi 35 huitwa KIJANA..... Je mtu mwenye umri kuanzia 36 hadi 50 ataitwa nani !.....
    Toto bila hata ya kufikili kwa sauti likajb KIJUZI !!!!
    Vp angekuwa mwanao ungemfanyaje !....
     
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    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Ningemtafutia kiroba anywe then namuuliza tena nione km itakuwa imemsaidia....hahahahaaa kilaza ni kilaza tu EL
     
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    EL MAGNIFICAL JF-Expert Member

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    na kiroba tena angekuwa mpole kisha angejb KIMTONDOGOOO
     
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    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Halafu huyo dogo atakuwa mtoto wa MADENGE, si unajua madenge alimpa mwanafunzi mwenzie mimba so mtoto wao atakuwa ndo huyo so pata jibu hapo mkuu
     
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    Yap ! Huyo mtoto alikuwa mbunifu natamani angekuwa mwanangu.
     
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    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Bila shaka huyu mtoto alikuwa ni WAKUSOMA aka siku hizi anajiita c.............................................. :lol: :eyebrows::sorry::sorry:
     
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    haina umuhimu wakumuuliza angemchunia tu
     
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    Mwali JF-Expert Member

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    huyo alikua kiboko aisee... sijui kaenda wapi!hahahaha
    Jamaa alikua na maneno machafu utasema kameza choo!
     
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    hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa khaa!
     
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    ningemrudisha kwenye tumbo la mamae ili akazaliwe tena
     
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    nina badilishana nae na kipis cha sigara
     
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    Che Kalizozele JF-Expert Member

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    Huyu ni wa kupeleka polisi tu,hakuna jinsi.
     
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    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Umetisha mkuu jerry mouse a.k.a El magnifical.
     
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    Unampeleka shule tu ndiyo itakayombadilisha
     
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    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Kama alikuwa akitaka kuongea kingeza ndo kiroba kingemsaidia
     
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    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Yeye alijua ni mzembe ivyo akaamuuliza mbele ya watu akidhani watamwona mjanja?
     
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    EL MAGNIFICAL JF-Expert Member

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    haaa ahaa haa mkuu process c itakuwa ndefu na mama ake akisema aludishwe alipotoka
     
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    EL MAGNIFICAL JF-Expert Member

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    mkuu ungemshtaki kwa lipi xaxa lol !
     
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    EL MAGNIFICAL JF-Expert Member

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    kawaida bwana jaguar !
    No one can catch you !
     
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    Mtoto umleavyo.....!!!
     
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