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An interview

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by kingfish, May 5, 2012.

  1. kingfish

    kingfish JF-Expert Member

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    Santa and Banta are two friends and Santa Singh has a very good job.
    Banta Singh is jobless and one day asks Santa to help him get some good Job.
    Santa singh says, “OK, next time we will apply together.” and they do.


    On interview day, Santa singh says, “First I will go inside and answer all questions except the last one, and after coming out, I will give you all the answers and questions. Then you go in and answer everything and You will get the Job.”
    So, Santa goes in.

    EMPLOYER: When did we get independence?

    SANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but we got freedom in 1947.

    EMPLOYER: Good. Who is our PM?

    SANTA: It changes daily and these days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee.

    EMPLOYER: OK. What’s India’s population?

    SANTA: (He was not to reply the last one so he says) Good Question, Research is going on, and when I know, I will tell you, Sir.


    Now he comes out and tells the questions and answers to Banta Singh.
    Banta Singh (True SARDAR that he is) remembers all answers and forgets the questions. He goes in now.


    EMPLOYER: When were you born?

    BANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but got freedom in 1947.

    EMPLOYER: What? Who is your father?

    BANTA: It changes daily and these days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee.

    EMPLOYER (Now quite upset): Are you mad Mr. Banta?

    BANTA: Good Question, Research is going on, and when I know, I will tell you Sir.



     
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    Nish JF-Expert Member

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    Du! Ngoja nicheke kihindi "hahaha kuch kuch hota hee"
     
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    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    zindegi!
    Humko tumse pyaar hae!
    Hahaha!
     
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    Angel Nylon JF-Expert Member

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    Hare baiyaaa, mere kapecho msetohe.
    He he heee
     
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    Nish JF-Expert Member

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    Zindegi mere chor! Chor! Teh! Teh!
     
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    Endangered JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha, jamaa kweli kichwa maji.
     
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    Praff Senior Member

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    Ndio tatizo la kuklemu.
     
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    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
     
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    dmatemu JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha namasteee
     
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    Hahaha
     
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