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An 18 year old Italian girl

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mohammed Shossi, Feb 8, 2011.

  1. Mohammed Shossi

    Mohammed Shossi Verified User

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    An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months.
    Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
    Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, ‘who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!’ The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
    Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit and a diamond rolex steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.
    He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
    Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.
    If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account.
    If twins, they will receive a factory and $5,000,000 each.
    However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'

    At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, 'You **** her again'.
     
  2. S

    Son of Alaska JF-Expert Member

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    Any parent with a sound head would have said the same thing
     
  3. G

    Gad ONEYA JF-Expert Member

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    uh,
     
  4. sijuikitu

    sijuikitu JF-Expert Member

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    makes sense
     
  5. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ahahahahaaah!
     
  6. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    wale wale wapenda mihela
     
  7. Kashaijabutege

    Kashaijabutege JF-Expert Member

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    Mzee mmoja wa Kichaga ambaye alikuwa mkali
    sana kwa binti yake anaamka asubuhi na kutaarifiwa
    kwamba binti yake ana mimba!

    Mzee wa Kichaga:
    "Aisee we Manka,
    nakwenda kazini,
    nikirudi leo ni lazima uniambie ni nani
    kafanya uchafu huu"
    Anafoka na kuondoka kuelekea ofisini.

    Mchana anapigiwa simu na Mama Manka na
    kuambiwa kwamba yule jamaa aliyempa mimba bintiye yupo
    nyumbani anamsubiri kwa mazungumzo!
    Mzee anachukua panga lake na kulinoa
    kabisaaa kwa ajili ya kwenda kumteketeza mwanaharamu huyo.

    Kufika nyumbani mambo yanakuwa hivi:

    Kijana aliyempa mimba binti:
    Mmmh!!
    Mzee ni kweli mi ndiye nimempa mimba binti yako, na kusema
    kweli sina mpango wa kumuoa.
    Lakini akizaa mtoto wa kiume nitakupa US$ 1 million na
    ghorofa
    Kariakoo
    kisha nachukua mtoto.
    Akizaa mtoto wa kike nakupa US$ 1million na duka Sinza!
    Lakini je mzee, ikitokea bahati mbaya mimba hii ikaharibika

    itakuwaje?


    Mzee wa Kichaga:
    Aisee babaangu itabidi tu
    umpe mimba nyingine,
    hakuna jinsi!
     
  8. MUREFU

    MUREFU JF-Expert Member

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    duu...
     
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