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American preaching couple

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by CPU, Jan 16, 2011.

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    CPU JF Gold Member

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    A famous American preaching couple (Mr & Mrs Stumbles) resorted to using a Mr. Hamisi for translation once they failed to get a proper bi-lingual local in Lamu ..... the preaching had the following translation.

    STUMBLE: Everything comes from above.!!
    HAMISI: Vitu vyote huja juu juu,

    STUMBLE: So you see my brothers and sisters,

    HAMISI:.......Basi ndugu zangu waangalieni akina dada,

    STUMBLE: know perfectly well,
    HAMISI:.....Na muwajue vizuri sana,

    STUMBLE: That all world affairs,
    HAMISI:.........Kwamba mapenzi yote duniani,

    STUMBLE: are successfull only if held from above,
    HAMISI.............Hufanikiwa tu ikiwa mmeshikana juu juu.

    STUMBLE: Remember, faith is your pillar,

    HAMISI:...Kumbuka kuuamini mlingoti wako,

    STUMBLE: Keep it first and above,

    HAMISI:..............uuweke kwanza juu juu.


    STUMBLE: Let it run very deep and stong,

    HAMISI:...............Ndo kisha uukimbize ndani kabisa tena kwa nguvu,

    STUMBLE:Should anybody want to test you,

    HAMISI:..............Mtu yeyote akitaka kukuonja,

    STUMBLE:......will feel its work,
    HAMISI:...............Ataisikia kazi yake

    STUMBLE: Then from deep inside you'll feel peace pouring out,
    HAMISI:........ndo kisha baadaye utasikia kutoka ndani sehemu moja ikimwagika nje,

    STUMBLE: That peace will flow and enter even those you are with,
    HAMISI:.......Sehemu hiyo ita tiririka na kumwingia uliye naye,

    STUMBLE: and that peace will remain.
    HAMISI:..............Na sehemu hiyo itabakia.

    STUMBLE: Amen.
    HAMISI:............Huyo ni mwanamme
     
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    CPU JF Gold Member

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    Night night Ladies and Gents
     
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    Moooorning JF
     
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    night night cpu....
     
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    good morning cpu.....
     
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    Thank You dear NILHAM for responding my greetings
     
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    Mkuu Central Processing Unit, NIAJE?
    Hamisi anatisha
     
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    CPU JF Gold Member

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    Hamisi nikimuona Hakya nani tena nampa mshahara wangu wa mwezi huu! Shwari Mkuu Mabel, ni niko kiaina kama unavyo nidek
     
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    Ila hiyo avator yako, mhhh.
     
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    CPU JF Gold Member

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    Iko fresh eeh?? Ifagilie basi hahahah
     
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