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Amen to this one...!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Titus, Sep 30, 2008.

  1. Titus

    Titus Member

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    Preacher said:
    "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it
    and throw it into theriver".
    And the congregation cried, "Amen!"

    "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd
    take
    it and throw it in the river".
    And the congregation cried, "Amen!"

    "And if I had all the whiskey and rum in the
    world,
    I'd take it all and throw it in the river".
    Again the congregation cried, "Amen!"

    The preacher sat down.

    The deacon then stood up & said:
    "For our closing hymn, let's turn to page 126
    of our hymn books and sing,
    'We shall drink from that river'".
    THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED HALLELUYA!!!!!
     
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha!A very intoxicating river that one hey!
     
  3. Pundit

    Pundit JF-Expert Member

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    SHALL WE GATHER AT THE RIVER

    Kuusikia wimbo bofya hapa Shall We Gather At The River - Lyrics


    Shall we gather at the river,
    Where bright angels he has brought,
    With it's crystal tides forever
    Flowing by the throne of God


    Yes, we'll gather at the river.
    The beautiful, the beautiful, river.
    Gather with the saints at the river,
    That flows by the throne of God


    Ere we reach the shining river
    Lay we every burden down,
    Praise our spirits will deliver
    And provide our robe and crown.


    Yes, we'll gather at the river.
    The beautiful, the beautiful, river.
    Gather with the saints at the river,
    That flows by the throne of God


    Soon we'll reach the shining river,
    Soon our pilgimage will cease,
    Soon our happy hearts will quiver
    With the melody of peace.


    Yes, we'll gather at the river.
    The beautiful, the beautiful, river.
    Gather with the saints at the river,
    That flows by the throne of God
     
  4. Calnde

    Calnde JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa kweli hii ni nzuri.Inaonesha waumini ni waunganishaji wazuri wa matukio
     
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