Amen to this one...!

[Titus]

Preacher said:
"If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it
and throw it into theriver".
And the congregation cried, "Amen!"

"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd
take
it and throw it in the river".
And the congregation cried, "Amen!"

"And if I had all the whiskey and rum in the
world,
I'd take it all and throw it in the river".
Again the congregation cried, "Amen!"

The preacher sat down.

The deacon then stood up & said:
"For our closing hymn, let's turn to page 126
of our hymn books and sing,
'We shall drink from that river'".
THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED HALLELUYA!!!!!

 

[uporoto01]

Hahaha!A very intoxicating river that one hey!

 

[Pundit]

SHALL WE GATHER AT THE RIVER

Kuusikia wimbo bofya hapa Shall We Gather At The River - Lyrics


Shall we gather at the river,
Where bright angels he has brought,
With it's crystal tides forever
Flowing by the throne of God


Yes, we'll gather at the river.
The beautiful, the beautiful, river.
Gather with the saints at the river,
That flows by the throne of God


Ere we reach the shining river
Lay we every burden down,
Praise our spirits will deliver
And provide our robe and crown.


Yes, we'll gather at the river.
The beautiful, the beautiful, river.
Gather with the saints at the river,
That flows by the throne of God


Soon we'll reach the shining river,
Soon our pilgimage will cease,
Soon our happy hearts will quiver
With the melody of peace.


Yes, we'll gather at the river.
The beautiful, the beautiful, river.
Gather with the saints at the river,
That flows by the throne of God

 

[Calnde]

Kwa kweli hii ni nzuri.Inaonesha waumini ni waunganishaji wazuri wa matukio